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Today, is my daughter's first birthday. Today also marks 1 year and 9 months since I last had sex with my wife. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41274) - you deserved it (4757)

On 11/24/2010 at 12:18pm - intimacy - by notgettingany (man) - United States (Colorado)

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Woah OP; sucks for you. Not literally; of course.

#2 - On 11/24/2010 at 4:22pm by Nalanie

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And this is what happens when you have kids, you both become very busy and have to try and fit it in with unexpected interuptions and little time. Just try extra hard to find the time when you're both up for it.
Either that or you're complaining because she hasn't tried to initiate it, in which case try yourself.

#7 - On 11/24/2010 at 4:24pm by Cinn

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