Today, when I got home, I went into my room to find a Bratz doll and a Ken doll laying naked, on top of each other on my bed. Attached to them was a note that stated, "Please, use your imagination and find other ways besides porn to get excited. The computer keeps getting viruses. Love, Mom." FML

by sydysyd / 11/21/2010 at 6:43pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy

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  • Your mom should be happy it's only the computer that "keeps getting viruses". And Ken, that little slut! He's now with a Bratz doll? Wait until Barbie hears about this!

    #10 - On 11/22/2010 at 3:06am by redbluegreen

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  • wow you know there are free antichrists right?

    #1 - On 11/22/2010 at 3:02am by catalystics

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