By sydysyd - 21/11/2010 23:43 - United States

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Today, when I got home, I went into my room to find a Bratz doll and a Ken doll laying naked, on top of each other on my bed. Attached to them was a note that stated, "Please use your imagination and find other ways besides porn to get excited. The computer keeps getting viruses. Love, Mom." FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 488
You deserved it 54 100

Same thing different taste

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Your mom should be happy it's only the computer that "keeps getting viruses". And Ken, that little ****! He's now with a Bratz doll? Wait until Barbie hears about this!

catalystics 2

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Quest_ 13

What?! Girls have the capacity to feel sexual desire and seek sexual fulfillment for themselves? And their sexuality is NOT limited to gratifying men?! Whoa.

Illyssa_fml 4

Lol!! what kind of **** are you looking at??? Fail!!

OMG, that is sooo funny! Wow your mom is effin hilarious! :-D Fortunately, my mom don't even know to use a computer so I'm all good. ;-)

Your mom = epic. I hope I can be that creative one day. Fyl though, be smarter about your **** habits and use reliable sources that won't give your computer the HIV.

******* stupid old people not knowing how to protect their computers, no wonder half the world is changing to overpriced crappy macs, they don't have the iq to download a simple virus software

RedPillSucks 31

Failure. It's not the old person that's having the problem, it's the younger daughter.

Agreed, 69. And I am a girl and I love hentai, yaoi, ad eve yuri... OH GOD.

Epic win from your mum. She has a point, too. **** saps the imagination and dulls the mystique. And girls have more ways to stimulate themselves than guys, there's no real need to watch ****.

Just to clarify, not that there is anything wrong with **** per se - I'm no prude - but usng your imagination to ********** is better for your mind.

I don't know what world you live in, but **** spices up my bedroom life. I'm a woman and I have issues having an ****** (without my vibrator, that thing would get the job done even if my cat was just run over by a car and my mom died), and replaying scenes from **** in my mind helps me get to the finish line. In fact when I haven't looked at **** or read erotica in awhile, my orgasmic sex-life starts to faulter. I enjoy the motions but I can't finish. And I am more than a little certain I am not the only woman like this in the world, considering I got the advice off a sexual health site for women many years ago.

Hopefully you guys all know that there is such a thing as **** addiction. I personally don't think you should need **** every time; if you WANT to watch it every time, that's your prerogative. If it gets to the point that you NEED it to get off, that's a problem. I can research it for you if you'd like a more... professional input.

I'm pretty sure I am more aware of my own sexual health than someone on the internet. Thanks but no thanks. A lot of females have issues orgasming. It's partially a physical thing and usually an emotional baggage thing. Women just need "more" in bed than men do, that "more" is something different from woman to woman - more physical stimulation (g-spot? Clitoral? Stroking more erogenous zones? Nipple play?), more mental stimulation (****, erotica, or a nice conversation), sometimes it's a secure and safe relationship (i.e. pretty much not one night stands). There's also a lot more to **** addiction than requiring **** when you have sex... if you have sex at all.

That's complete bullshit. Women don't need "more" in bed than men. Some men need more than women! Some men need more physical than visual to become aroused. Some women prefer more visual than physical. Some men/women prefer to read erotica, while some don't. Some men absolutely hate **** and wouldn't use it as a visual, some don't. Some women like ****, some don't. That being said, my point is still a very valid one. I'm not saying you're the only one with issues reaching ******. Of course I know there are many women out there with that issue. I used to be one; that also being said, I know that not everyone's issues reaching ****** can be solved as easily as mine were. What I am saying is that it's not normal nor is it healthy to be dependent on something other than your partner or yourself to reach a single ******. You shouldn't need books/videos/whatever to get yourself off EVERY TIME. Sometimes is normal. Replacing sex and/or foreplay with the aforementioned (among other things) is not.

I didn't say it's not healthy to use outside things (ie ****, toys) to assist getting to ******. Rather, I said it's unhealthy to use it ALL THE TIME. Please read my comments. On another note, if you don't like what I said, don't read it. I'm entitled to my opinion, and I don't really give a hoot if you're complaining about what I'm saying. It may not be my place, but I've already said it and I'm simply explaining what my doctor has already explained, years ago. She doesn't have to listen to me, but I'm still allowed to say it.

Did you know that psychiatrists/scientists/researchers say that you are only addicted to **** if you watch it 22+ hours a DAY. how bullshit is that? haha sorry just thought I'd lighten the mood :)

Your mom wins. Learn how to surf for **** without getting viruses. It's not that hard.

aidensmom419 0

hey go to youporn.com. it just like YouTube but with ****. you won't get any viruses from that site garuantee it.