Today, I bought one of my favorite albums from when I was growing up. When I looked at the liner notes, I learned that my favorite song on the album wasn't about taking a bath, but about going to a brothel. My second-favorite isn't about moving, but about suicide. My childhood just shattered. FML
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Today, I found out that my favorite song since I was a small child is actually about anal sex and delaying an orgasm. FML
Today, I found out that my favorite song is about blow jobs and crystal meth. FML
Today, I discovered that one of my favourite, relatable sad songs is actually a song about gay sex. FML
Today, I've been trying to find and revisit a song that my dad listened to all the time when I was a kid, and I finally found it. Except now I'm old enough to realize the lyrics are about a psychotic man who gets put in a "home" for things I cannot put in here. FML
Today, while taking a shower, I was enthusiastically singing one of my favorite songs. When I got out, I noticed a bunch of things missing, and a note on my desk, saying, "Shut the fuck up, you suck." I was robbed and judged by a thief. FML
Today, I was getting ready, when I heard my dad in the shower. He was singing along to the song "The Wheel in the Sky" by Journey, except he'd changed the lyrics and was singing, "The dick on this guy needs a rubbin'." It turns out my mom was in the shower with him. FML
Today, my favorite band from my teenage years was played on an oldies station on the car radio. To make matters worse, my sixteen year-old niece who was in the car, had never heard of them. I’m only 31, but damn, I feel old. FML
Today, I was brushing my teeth and shaving in the shower. My favorite song came on, and I got mixed up. My tongue and mouth are cut badly now. FML
Today, my mom laughed about hearing me singing in the shower and told our whole family. I wasn't singing, though. I was masturbating. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
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maphineRAWRS 10
it's funny how things are different when were older hey. like the play school song :|
fleg 9
Since the username says “nilssonfan”, I’m gonna guess she means “Bath” and “Without You” by Harry Nilsson.
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Comments (51)
zezjo 3
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
lol
OrginalOwen 0
So just keep pretending?
unfortunate_13 5
am i the only one wondering why this is in the intimacy category? is the word "brothel" that naughty?
Darraghscoot 0
how the **** is your childhood shattered?:L
Thin_Ice_fml 0
pick a new song and get over it.
GigglePony 13
Why is this under the intimacy category? -.-
LisaBanana 0
your childhood consisted of a music album?
max_wilder 9
Who is the artist
bugwub 0
That's hilarious, sorry, OP.
randomguy1millon_fml 0
Omg looks like my cat
maphineRAWRS 10
it's funny how things are different when were older hey. like the play school song :|
marinus_fml 19
Josie, play-school song always sucked!
maphineRAWRS 10
yeah but now "open wide, come inside" has a whole new meaning doesn't it :P
wtf20007 10
haha! touche
marinus_fml 19
Nope? Unless you have a dirty mind? :p
maphineRAWRS 10
I actually have a very, very dirty mind, for your information :p howweverrr, you do too, cause if you didn't you wouldn't have realised you needed a dirty mind to get the "new meaning". caught :)
ricars 5
my favorite one was basket case by green day. those lyrics weren't subtle but I never got it. I just liked the beginning.
RebelHeart7 0
ahahahahshs
starile 19
what is the play school song?
pokewolfey 6
Like shaggy's "it wasn't me" the line "...butt naked, banging on the bathroom floor." When I was a kid, I'd imagined two adults being naked, but banging their fists on the bathroom floor... I now understand .__.
Daevas 18
Most of us on FML have dirty minds as well.
Dave_Davington 33
53, the opening theme to an Australian children's TV show.
beautiful_disast_fml 2
That is depressing but I'm pretty sure just about every child or teen at some point went through that. I did! but I'm still 16 so that wasn't too long ago.. you'll be ok.. the past is the past :) move on
drepartor 0
excatly don't let 1 thing ruin your life you have more life to experience
chico_can 0
what's the album?
antoinemartinez 0
WTF what cd is that???
deannoz 0
It's normal, I went through that stage only 2 years ago. Be happy you didn't stay that way.
Synistiel 14
Wtf are you talking about?
worldclass 0
.. what songs? It could be worse!
gusgus36 5
YDI for reading the lyrics! just kidding. well, oh well. your life will continue somehow I bet
ALBATROSS9080 0
what songs?