Animals: Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on,...

By aXel - 13/10/2008 08:29

Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on, for half an hour. FML

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By what-the-what - 29/10/2017 13:00 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, my mother called me at work, freaking out about my dog, so I panicked. What was wrong? He had a hard-on and she'd never seen that happen before. FML

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By puppylove - 03/08/2019 16:00 - Philippines

Today, my mom caught me absentmindedly staring at my puppy's butthole. She'd also been standing there for 5 minutes. FML

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By puppylove - 05/05/2020 08:00

Today, my mother found me staring at my puppy's asshole. She had apparently been standing there for 5 minutes. FML

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By Koko - 07/04/2016 16:07 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my dog was so happy to see me that he laid down on his back and started pissing like a fountain. He pissed on everything around him, including me. FML

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By Sam l. - 10/11/2012 06:51 - United States

Today, my dog and I were sitting on the couch. I went to the bathroom, came back, and saw him walk over the remote, which caused the TV to change to the Hustler channel, just a few moments before my girlfriend walked through the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2011 02:20

Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML

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By Username - 02/08/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2014 23:04 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was woken up by my wife softly kissing me on the lips. Half asleep, I kissed her back, before quickly opening my eyes and realising it wasn't my wife; it was my dog. FML

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By FrozenAnonymus - 14/07/2016 18:05 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, I was laying on a couch with my dog watching TV when I heard my dog fart. I looked at her, she looked at me and started waving her tail, blowing it into my direction. FML

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By Kelsiiii - 11/03/2020 03:00

Today, I pretended to be dead in front of my dog to see what he would do. He started to hump me, and when I tried to get up, he growled at me until I got back down on the ground to wait until he was finished. FML

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Tygastyle 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 3:10

at least you didn't get the boner....right?

badmotherfucker_fml 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 3:21

watching you do what?

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Tygastyle 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 3:10

at least you didn't get the boner....right?

CaptainDoorknob 7

Friday 14 September 2012 20:38

How can you be so sure?

NoKo_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 16:14

red rocket red rocket come on red rocket red rocket

CaptainDoorknob 7

Friday 14 September 2012 20:37

This comment is deserving of all the thumbs up on FML combined.

Tavers 19

Wednesday 23 January 2013 19:18

I don't get it. Sum1 clue me in?

Palirose 22

Friday 8 February 2013 22:37

An episode of South Park.

lazygirl_fml 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 18:31

what?! that's crazy

badmotherfucker_fml 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 3:21

watching you do what?

karmicsamadi86 9

Monday 27 June 2011 17:22

That's my question!

HomeAl0ne 20

Wednesday 27 July 2011 6:15

Exactly!

Dawnxxoo 11

Sunday 27 November 2011 14:41

guess we will never know ! :

BirdieCurls 25

Thursday 10 October 2013 0:37

it scares me to think what they were doing o.o

xMooMoox 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 18:19

You are society's reject.

OdinA 6

Sunday 20 May 2012 21:41

Lol

badluckalex 23

Thursday 12 June 2014 19:26

you two are assholes

ZH13 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 1:21

that's not an FML. that's just awkward. do you usually time your dog's boners?

THATCHICKDANNI 1

Wednesday 16 December 2009 18:24

Hiiia

pinkerton015 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 16:59

hahahaha I am wondering the same.

ZH13 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 1:23

that's not an FML. that's just awkward. do you usually time your dog's boners?

24788 6

Tuesday 28 April 2009 0:19

This one is really creepy.

fretforyerlatte 0

Monday 4 May 2009 0:35

f your life, but because you're checking out a dog's hard-on for a half hour. wtf.

Boomi 38

Tuesday 13 September 2016 5:23

True. Did they have nothing better to do?

theoffkid 0

Monday 4 May 2009 11:13

Ew.

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