aXel
Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on, for half an hour. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
what-the-what
Mount Pleasant, United States
Today, my mother called me at work, freaking out about my dog, so I panicked. What was wrong? He had a hard-on and she'd never seen that happen before. FML
puppylove
Philippines
What are you doing?
Today, my mom caught me absentmindedly staring at my puppy's butthole. She'd also been standing there for 5 minutes. FML
puppylove
Zoning out
Today, my mother found me staring at my puppy's asshole. She had apparently been standing there for 5 minutes. FML
Koko
Berlin, Germany
Today, my dog was so happy to see me that he laid down on his back and started pissing like a fountain. He pissed on everything around him, including me. FML
Sam l.
United States
Today, my dog and I were sitting on the couch. I went to the bathroom, came back, and saw him walk over the remote, which caused the TV to change to the Hustler channel, just a few moments before my girlfriend walked through the door. FML
Anonymous
Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML
Username
United States
Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Today, I was woken up by my wife softly kissing me on the lips. Half asleep, I kissed her back, before quickly opening my eyes and realising it wasn't my wife; it was my dog. FML
poopface82
United States
His little lipstick
Today, I was exhausted after three solid weeks of having my kids. After I got home, my dog decided to get intimate with his stuffed animal toy. I now know what my dog’s dong looks like, and that he’s gotten more action in the last two months than I have. FML
FrozenAnonymus
Prague, Czech Republic
Today, I was laying on a couch with my dog watching TV when I heard my dog fart. I looked at her, she looked at me and started waving her tail, blowing it into my direction. FML
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Tygastyle 0
at least you didn't get the boner....right?
badmotherfucker_fml 0
watching you do what?
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Comments (99)
afallingstar 22
so your dog thinks youre hot...
wintamint101 7
what exactly were you doing?
nynjapyrate 0
lmao
theMidget_ 0
ROFL;; You Loved It =P
CartmanKicksAss 0
hahahahaHAHAHAhahahahaHAHAHAHA
182crazyking 9
mojo2123 6
Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on... for half an hour. He lasted longer than I usually do. FML Another ending to the story.......
Peaceout0608_ 0
hahahaha that happened to me once!
gummy_explosion 0
Well why the hell did you let it stare at you for half an hour?
angryoriental 0
I got a boner reading your fml...