Today, as I was walking through the park I had to yawn. In mid-yawn, with my mouth wide open, I walked right through a spider web getting both the spider and the prey it was eating stuck in my mouth. FML
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Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML
Today, while typing at my desk, I leaned back in my chair to stretch my arms. A spider dangling from the ceiling must have been watching me since it had perfect timing on its descent right into my open yawning mouth. FML
Today, I walked face first into a near-invisible spiderweb. There's nothing worse than the feeling of a spider web wrapped around your face. Except maybe the feeling of the spider that saw my screaming mouth as a good hiding spot. FML
Today, I had the opportunity to taste a live spider by walking into its web in the dark. FML
Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML
Today, I walked into two things. The first was a spiderweb. The second, due to blind panic, was oncoming traffic. FML
Today, I was eating lunch outside with my friends, when a spider fell on one guy's back. I glanced at it and opened my mouth to warn him when another guy flicked it and it went into my mouth. I can still taste it. FML
Today, I was sitting under a rather large house plant in my dining room, minding my own business when a spider lowered itself right in front of my face. It startled me, causing me to gasp, which resulted in me inhaling the spider. I then spent 3 minutes choking on it. FML
Today, I woke up to find pieces of a dead spider stuck in my braces. FML
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Top comments
Tedet 0
Cover your mouth when you yawn.
hsusanne 0
It's impolite to yawn with your mouth wide open. :)
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Comments (129)
Tedet 0
Cover your mouth when you yawn.
tessitada 0
Better out than in I always say.
gigi37 0
Well, if you don't cover your mouth then....FISH HOOK!!! I do that with my friend all the time and it's taught me to cover my mouth. Also, OP, wouldn't you expect something to fall/fly/land in your mouth when it's wide open and you're IN a park? Sorry, but when I'm outside, I'm a little paranoid about that kind of stuff...
ananamoose 0
You shut your mouth when your talking to me!
tashakishka 0
exactly what my first thought was lol this fml keeps making me yawn D:
jeniiladoosh 0
my sentiments exactly. YDI... have manners
americayay 0
Haha. This reminds me of those children's toys where you open each barrel and a smaller one resides inside. A fly inside a spider, inside someone who can't cover his mouth whilst yawning.
jdannyl 0
hmm, i was just going to put cover your mouth etc, but then so many people have, so can't be arsed now xD
Nanda_fml 0
Ex-*******-zactly.
ilovefatcats 12
no shrek says that
hilda_kitty 16
#31... totally... *yawns*
senseofreason 0
there was an old lady who swallowed a fly, why o why did she swallow a fly, perhaps shell die. there was an old lady who swallowed a spider, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly why o why did she swallow the fly, perhaps she'll die. it's a song a daycare sang to me when I was little about not swallowing poison... the old bat swallowed a bird next...
atthegates 0
**** is that brutal. **** your life.
bravesgirl55 11
Oops!
hsusanne 0
It's impolite to yawn with your mouth wide open. :)
timtam24 0
haha how do you yawn then
Chocolate_Chunk 2
you know where that covering-your-mouth came from? in the middle ages, people feared that their soul would get out if they diddn't cover their mouths. What you see as the non-rude thing to do is actually an ancient and quite stupid superstition. Still, I cover my mouth too and am not too eager to see the inside of other people's mouth
HawkingBeach 0
That sucks.
tapesculpture 0
that's so gross D:
TeeParty 0
EEEWWWW. *gags*
kukopia 0
Stuck? Really? So big that they got STUCK in your mouth, yet you didn't see them nor the web as you walked toward them?!?!? Nope, not buying it. Not voting either.
smilertylerfudge 0
hey fucktard learn to write you stupid ass douche
Zenma 0
#39, retarded much?
kukopia 0
#39 isn't retarded... He's stuck at tarded.
dloyfbc 0
Calm down there guy..
yeti09 0
That remind me of Star Wars Episode 1 when Obi Wan was in the underwater ship and was being pursued by a sea monster, which was then eaten by an even larger sea monster. The only difference would be that, in Star Wars, Obi Wan made it out alive.
hilda_kitty 16
... only a complete nerd could make that sound cool... =D
hairytoenails 0
YDI FOR HAVING A SHRINE DEDICATED TO VENUS FLY TRAPS IN YOUR ROOM 10th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
untalented1 0
learn2count
shootingstar8D 0
Yumm bugs, my favorite :D
untalented1 0
we eat loads of spiders when we sleep anyway. actually, that's possibly a myth and every source i've seen tells a different story.