Today, I accompanied some friends to sign up for a gym. When we got there, the guy handed me a form, too. I said, "Oh, I'm not signing up." He replied, "Out of all of you, you need it the most." He then said he was also a nutritionist, and offered a consultation. FML

by charpanda007 / 02/15/2009 at 8:56am / Hong Kong / Health

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  • I guess you never met a used car salesman. Let's reverse roles here for a second. Pretend you're the gym guy and that guy is a potential customer. Now, let's say he came with a bunch of friends, and didn't want to sign up. Wouldn't you try a sales pitch to him? If you felt bad, or fat, or whatever, then you need to slap yourself for falling for the oldest trick in the book.

    #6 - On 02/15/2009 at 11:28am by NofolkDude

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  • Deal with it or lose weight (unless of course he was being a jackass and you are in fact in shape).

    #19 - On 02/16/2009 at 11:27am by over9000

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