Today, my brother told me to, "Stop bitching and get over it" after I complained of pain from my stomach after invasive surgery. This from the guy who spends multiple hours a day playing Halo and whining about the stupid ways he got killed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my younger brother complained yet again of soreness in his wrist. Frustrated with his constant whining, my mother turned to him and snapped, 'Well, what have you been using it for all this time then!?' The awkward silence of realisation for them both won't go away anytime soon. FML
Today, my brother yelled at me, calling me a "no-good fucking whore", because I couldn't fix his laptop. The same laptop he threw on the floor after screaming "FUCKING HEAL MEEE!" at his game. As ever, my parents took his side, refusing to believe that I can't fix a cracked monitor. FML
Today, I told my brother to piss off. He decided to do exactly that, from the balcony onto my lap. FML
Today, while chatting with my in-laws, I told them about my upcoming spinal surgery. Soon after, when I went to get us some drinks, I overheard them murmuring about how many surgeries I've already had, how I'm a drain on the healthcare system, and how I should ideally just die. FML
Today, I'm sitting in the ER with a broken finger, all because I beat my little brother in a Wii game. He ran over and twisted my finger, saying, "Now how are you going to beat me, cunt?" FML
Today, my brother-in-law is a complete toxic asshole who makes me have panic attacks. He nitpicks my house non-stop and always puts me down. I'm a normal, good person, but all I want now is for him to suffer greatly in life for all the horrible things he has said to me and about me. FML
Today, I had to listen to my brother whine yet again about being single and how unfair it is. This is a guy who owns an "I fuck on the first date" t-shirt and has more than once referred to women as "vaginas with a person attached". Last time I called him out for being such a dick, I got punched. FML
Today, my brother accidentally hit me in the throat. After I stopped coughing, choking, and feeling like I was going to die, he came back into my room, quietly said "I know your weakness," and left. FML
Today, my brother learned how to fake cry. I've been catching shit for everything I've done and said near him ever since. FML
Today, my brother thought jumping out and punching me in the stomach would cure my hiccups. Yeah. Didn't work. FML
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Sandsh8rk 36
Punch him in the balls, then you can tell him to stop bitching.
Miss_Chevious 37
Break his console and repeat after me, "Stop bitching and get over it."
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Comments (62)
Sandsh8rk 36
Punch him in the balls, then you can tell him to stop bitching.
Shadowblast423 3
Usually I say there is no reason to punch a guy in the balls, but this seems like it might be just the time.
enzozo101 8
the only pain he feels is when hes killed in his game so he must not understand.
MrConcise 35
"But it really was lag!"
Rebles 15
Is lag even still a thing? Ping sure, but I haven't seen a lag in ages. Granted my hardcore gaming days are over but still..
stingray112 24
Oh yeah it's still a thing for sure
MrConcise 35
Bad routers or modems can cut off a huge amount of your data, not to mention infamous companies like Comcast and Charter.
Vlen_fml 20
unfortunately, but you don't really notice it unless it's REALLY bad, or you're playing a fighting game and everything slows down.
MrConcise 35
Poor Sm4sh.
Mauskau 36
Even poorly optimised games lag on the best gaming pc.
PotusDestroyer 1
Don't forget the shitty cod servers, even a 50mbps connection doesn't fix those.
Bradley_Dillon 39
Cod didn't have servers. Those were all hosted by the person who had the fastest connection in the lobby.
Woedel 25
Oh, you gotta love those compassionate siblings.
MrThump 16
Your brother is a little bitch. Give him the dumb and dumber treatment and give him something to really complain about. Put a crap load of laxatives in his food. Hope you feel better son OP.
MrThump 16
Soon*
jdeshelman 5
"Crap load"
Miss_Chevious 37
Break his console and repeat after me, "Stop bitching and get over it."
ohjoy15 33
WHAT? NOT TODAY SATAN. DO NOT BREAK THE CONSOLE.
PurpleMyth 28
Break the game not the console!!! Are you Lucifer himself?!
Vlen_fml 20
sweet christ don't threaten the console. I hate console destruction videos. if you want to punish a kid, PAWN THE PERFECTLY GOOD CONSOLE.
Isandri 29
If OP still lives with brother, then they probably live at their parents, so i suppose the console isn't theirs in the first place, so it would be risky to pawn it :( great idea tho :d
Miss_Chevious 37
#20 read my user name, that should give you a clue as to who I am
laden_swallow09 35
No, there's mischief, then there's just plain maliciousness.
Aimeejasmine 15
Lmao you guys seriously value a console, which will be outdated within a year, over your sibling's feelings? Ouch.
DUBSTEPER98 15
You obviously don't know what it's like.
Anchovy11 7
So break/pawn a console that was bought by him or for him, because he said to stop bitching about pains from a surgery. Wonderful logic my friend!
NineeCat 32
You just don't know the struggle. Put a band-aid on it, whiner.
Fmlsea 28
yes because op being in pain from surgery is being a whiner -_-
DoomedGemini 38
Sarcasm..
ProfessorMctitie 20
go kill him in halo
iwanttogotoparis 26
Idiot brothers are the reason we are careful around men
Kurby14 21
at least your one up on the family gene pool!