Today, I had to listen to my brother whine yet again about being single and how unfair it is. This is a guy who owns an "I fuck on the first date" t-shirt and has more than once referred to women as "vaginas with a person attached". Last time I called him out for being such a dick, I got punched. FML
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Today, I finally met a guy I was interested in, after being a single 21 year-old virgin, but my brother decided to be overprotective and drag me away. Like, literally. FML
Today, my brother's girlfriend dumped him. I overheard my mom tell him "It could be worse. Your brother can't even get a girlfriend". FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family. My brother insulted her weight so many times she left in tears. Not only does he not understand why what he did was wrong, he’s genuinely livid with me for being upset with him, to the point that he damn near slugged me when I confronted him. FML
Today, I overheard my husband’s disgusting misogynist brother saying that I shouldn’t be allowed to discipline my son, because “it’ll turn him into one of those pussy ass soyboy simps that listens to bitches.” My husband didn’t even back me when I told the douche to leave our house. FML
Today, despite the fact that I own my home, car and have a career, I was once again told that I’ve shamed my family by being a single mom. Meanwhile, my brother has four kids with three different women and constantly hits up every family member for money. He gets nothing but just support. FML
Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML
Today, I celebrated my birthday. My brother's girlfriend gave me a few snide comments about the choice of music and my dress. Then she teased me about not having a boyfriend. By the way, I haven't had a relationship in five years because I'm still traumatized from past domestic abuse. FML
Today, my tall, handsome, perfect cousin told me to stop bitching about being single and "work on myself", as if that would magically attract hordes of women. I told him to fuck off and swung at him. He knocked me on my ass and had the balls to say he forgave me but that I needed to stop being bitter. FML
Today, in our family group chat, my sister-in-law asked me what I got my new girlfriend for Valentine’s Day. Not long after, my brother called me pissed off about me making him look bad. FML
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
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Top comments
organizse 28
Does he wear a fedora and have a neckbeard too?
gummehbewr 19
You're brother needs to learn what manners are..
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gummehbewr 19
You're brother needs to learn what manners are..
Cpl_Levi 19
*your
gummehbewr 19
It was a simple typo... No need to overreact it was my bad
Azurexorcist 11
No one overreacted
nanxi 30
This is more of a problem with his views than just his manners...
iMuffinKat 16
OP needs to tell him. He is being arrogant and ignorant at the same time. Punching OP for telling him how to improve is childish. OP needs to straightforwardly tell him again and stop him from acting out again.
gummehbewr 19
Sorry my bad... Again.. I was disappointed that I had made a mistake and I overreacted.. Autocorrect am I right?
organizse 28
Does he wear a fedora and have a neckbeard too?
JKPwnage 27
"Nice guys finish last"
Vitani_Verci 24
His shirt would say "I get friendzoned on the first date" if that were true.
shinikageWolf 15
Who would want to be friends with that?
Idiot_Penguini 7
The hell I love fedoras
snowkittyyy 18
And he wonders why he's single? What a douche. :/
flufee2 27
Hopefully he smartens up later on lol.. #newyearnewme?
NeatNit 32
Yup, he deserves it. At least there's a bit of justice left in the world!
arandomperson97 18
I hate guys like this and I'm a guy. Tell him if he can't respect a woman than he's never going to date anybody. Good luck OP, put him in his place!
Classy_Sassy15 18
So do I he needs to learn manners and respect. Women don't want to be treated as an object.
Mylehz 13
Heck, nobody wants nor deserves to be treated like an object - men and women alike are more than just a walking sex toy! Wish people like OP's brother would realize that.
Lonewolf148 18
Sack up?
coops456 14
Guess there's a reason you're single bud
imabat 14
Wow sounds super classy...
NostalgiaFreak9 41
He sounds like a complete douchebag.
ImTheAlpha 30
Let me guess, he also refused to go see the newest Star Wars and he refers to himself as a men's rights activist.
fluffycatsdad 33
What does not wanting to see a movie have to do with anything?
doodlecloud 26
Some twats got really angry because the new Star Wars dared to have a woman as one of, if not THE, main character.
Fairyjoshy 13
I wonder what they think of the twats who refused to see the movie because a black man was the other main character?
MonstreBelle 29
A main character with a ******? And another main character whose body produces more melanin? Mercy stars, I must clutch my pearls! Society is going to hell in a handbasket! What atrocity is next? Gingers playing main characters?
fyvaprold 11
#18: these two groups probably overlap a lot.
drivingmoleman 3
I'm scared of MRAs :/
k_dizzy95 17
Sounds like he can't get a girl because all of the dick he has is in his attitude.
lizisanaddict 17
75% of it has to be in his personality somewhere.
fluffycatsdad 33
Your brother sounds like a right tosser. I hope you called the police on him when he punched you.
Fr0gs 15
You hope op called the policy on the brother. You arent any better than the average pos
Grimmerie 31
I've called the police on my brother when he's assaulted me. Assault is illegal, am I supposed to let him physically harm me because we happen to share a last name? Nice logic.
picax8398 12
What the **** are you?
DoomedGemini 37
A family member could almost kill you and people like 55 would freak out if you pressed charges. If family doesn't act like family- like assaulting or stealing- why the **** should you treat them different from anyone else.
ThisSavageC 4
cop calling bitch ******