Health: Today, my brother told me to, "Stop bitching and get over it"...

By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 01:35 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my brother told me to, "Stop bitching and get over it" after I complained of pain from my stomach after invasive surgery. This from the guy who spends multiple hours a day playing Halo and whining about the stupid ways he got killed. FML

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By Torbey - 14/09/2016 03:49 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, my younger brother complained yet again of soreness in his wrist. Frustrated with his constant whining, my mother turned to him and snapped, 'Well, what have you been using it for all this time then!?' The awkward silence of realisation for them both won't go away anytime soon. FML

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By cunts, cunts everywhere - 11/03/2013 11:57 - Australia

Today, my brother yelled at me, calling me a "no-good fucking whore", because I couldn't fix his laptop. The same laptop he threw on the floor after screaming "FUCKING HEAL MEEE!" at his game. As ever, my parents took his side, refusing to believe that I can't fix a cracked monitor. FML

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By holy - 21/10/2009 21:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my brother to piss off. He decided to do exactly that, from the balcony onto my lap. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 10:34 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, while chatting with my in-laws, I told them about my upcoming spinal surgery. Soon after, when I went to get us some drinks, I overheard them murmuring about how many surgeries I've already had, how I'm a drain on the healthcare system, and how I should ideally just die. FML

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By BlazefireSaber - 07/07/2015 03:59 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I'm sitting in the ER with a broken finger, all because I beat my little brother in a Wii game. He ran over and twisted my finger, saying, "Now how are you going to beat me, cunt?" FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2016 14:01 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, I had to listen to my brother whine yet again about being single and how unfair it is. This is a guy who owns an "I fuck on the first date" t-shirt and has more than once referred to women as "vaginas with a person attached". Last time I called him out for being such a dick, I got punched. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 06:28 - United States - Calhan

Today, my brother accidentally hit me in the throat. After I stopped coughing, choking, and feeling like I was going to die, he came back into my room, quietly said "I know your weakness," and left. FML

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By everore - 25/12/2012 18:12 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my brother learned how to fake cry. I've been catching shit for everything I've done and said near him ever since. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2014 21:56 - United States - Hermiston

Today, my brother thought jumping out and punching me in the stomach would cure my hiccups. Yeah. Didn't work. FML

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By Monster-in-law - 09/08/2017 16:30 - United States - Sherwood

Today, I got a call from my brother-in-law's doctor. Apparently he's made threats and fantasizes about killing me. "Notifying you is the protocol for things like this" he said, and ended the conversation with, "have a nice day." FML

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Sandsh8rk 36

Wednesday 22 July 2015 10:10

Punch him in the balls, then you can tell him to stop bitching.

Miss_Chevious 37

Wednesday 22 July 2015 10:14

Break his console and repeat after me, "Stop bitching and get over it."

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 22 July 2015 19:19

He needs to learn some sympathy

bapbap_fml 15

Wednesday 22 July 2015 19:20

Sounds like my brother. I just don't talk to him about my medical problems at all because he's a dick about it.

EsDeeCee 12

Wednesday 22 July 2015 20:15

Complaining won't do anything. But he still shouldn't be a hypocrite

DEATHLORD_fml 16

Wednesday 22 July 2015 20:43

Stupid hick. Kick 'em in the balls. Then get him to play World Of Warcraft, cause halo is shit.

ouijacorn 9

Wednesday 22 July 2015 21:11

Offer to slice open his abdomen and see how he feels afterwards. It's never cool to mock a pain that you have not personally experienced.

killigan 12

Wednesday 22 July 2015 21:22

Who plays halo anymore?

tediruxe 13

Wednesday 22 July 2015 21:55

Next time he starts up tell him to stop being a pussy and it's not the end of the world. If you can record it, upload it WITH his name and tell him that's what happens to girls who act like a wussy. Then just ignore him. I would record it and then post it on his facebook. Let him deal with it.