Today, my brother told me to, "Stop bitching and get over it" after I complained of pain from my stomach after invasive surgery. This from the guy who spends multiple hours a day playing Halo and whining about the stupid ways he got killed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my younger brother complained yet again of soreness in his wrist. Frustrated with his constant whining, my mother turned to him and snapped, 'Well, what have you been using it for all this time then!?' The awkward silence of realisation for them both won't go away anytime soon. FML
Today, my brother yelled at me, calling me a "no-good fucking whore", because I couldn't fix his laptop. The same laptop he threw on the floor after screaming "FUCKING HEAL MEEE!" at his game. As ever, my parents took his side, refusing to believe that I can't fix a cracked monitor. FML
Today, I told my brother to piss off. He decided to do exactly that, from the balcony onto my lap. FML
Today, while chatting with my in-laws, I told them about my upcoming spinal surgery. Soon after, when I went to get us some drinks, I overheard them murmuring about how many surgeries I've already had, how I'm a drain on the healthcare system, and how I should ideally just die. FML
Today, I'm sitting in the ER with a broken finger, all because I beat my little brother in a Wii game. He ran over and twisted my finger, saying, "Now how are you going to beat me, cunt?" FML
Today, my brother-in-law is a complete toxic asshole who makes me have panic attacks. He nitpicks my house non-stop and always puts me down. I'm a normal, good person, but all I want now is for him to suffer greatly in life for all the horrible things he has said to me and about me. FML
Today, I had to listen to my brother whine yet again about being single and how unfair it is. This is a guy who owns an "I fuck on the first date" t-shirt and has more than once referred to women as "vaginas with a person attached". Last time I called him out for being such a dick, I got punched. FML
Today, my brother accidentally hit me in the throat. After I stopped coughing, choking, and feeling like I was going to die, he came back into my room, quietly said "I know your weakness," and left. FML
Today, my brother learned how to fake cry. I've been catching shit for everything I've done and said near him ever since. FML
Today, my brother thought jumping out and punching me in the stomach would cure my hiccups. Yeah. Didn't work. FML
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Sandsh8rk 36
Punch him in the balls, then you can tell him to stop bitching.
Miss_Chevious 37
Break his console and repeat after me, "Stop bitching and get over it."
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Comments (62)
worldclassrager 41
He needs to learn some sympathy
bapbap_fml 15
Sounds like my brother. I just don't talk to him about my medical problems at all because he's a dick about it.
EsDeeCee 12
Complaining won't do anything. But he still shouldn't be a hypocrite
DEATHLORD_fml 16
Stupid hick. Kick 'em in the balls. Then get him to play World Of Warcraft, cause halo is shit.
ouijacorn 9
Offer to slice open his abdomen and see how he feels afterwards. It's never cool to mock a pain that you have not personally experienced.
killigan 12
Who plays halo anymore?
tediruxe 13
Next time he starts up tell him to stop being a pussy and it's not the end of the world. If you can record it, upload it WITH his name and tell him that's what happens to girls who act like a wussy. Then just ignore him. I would record it and then post it on his facebook. Let him deal with it.
Fetuskicker666 15
one of many reasons i stopped playing FPS
Jord_Fox 14
Hey we're all hypocrites. Best thing to do is just stare at them for ages letting them know they are a hypocrite
childishandshit 3
you've obviously never played halo