Today, my brother told me to, "Stop bitching and get over it" after I complained of pain from my stomach after invasive surgery. This from the guy who spends multiple hours a day playing Halo and whining about the stupid ways he got killed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my younger brother complained yet again of soreness in his wrist. Frustrated with his constant whining, my mother turned to him and snapped, 'Well, what have you been using it for all this time then!?' The awkward silence of realisation for them both won't go away anytime soon. FML
Today, my brother yelled at me, calling me a "no-good fucking whore", because I couldn't fix his laptop. The same laptop he threw on the floor after screaming "FUCKING HEAL MEEE!" at his game. As ever, my parents took his side, refusing to believe that I can't fix a cracked monitor. FML
Today, I told my brother to piss off. He decided to do exactly that, from the balcony onto my lap. FML
Today, while chatting with my in-laws, I told them about my upcoming spinal surgery. Soon after, when I went to get us some drinks, I overheard them murmuring about how many surgeries I've already had, how I'm a drain on the healthcare system, and how I should ideally just die. FML
Today, I'm sitting in the ER with a broken finger, all because I beat my little brother in a Wii game. He ran over and twisted my finger, saying, "Now how are you going to beat me, cunt?" FML
Today, my brother-in-law is a complete toxic asshole who makes me have panic attacks. He nitpicks my house non-stop and always puts me down. I'm a normal, good person, but all I want now is for him to suffer greatly in life for all the horrible things he has said to me and about me. FML
Today, I had to listen to my brother whine yet again about being single and how unfair it is. This is a guy who owns an "I fuck on the first date" t-shirt and has more than once referred to women as "vaginas with a person attached". Last time I called him out for being such a dick, I got punched. FML
Today, my brother accidentally hit me in the throat. After I stopped coughing, choking, and feeling like I was going to die, he came back into my room, quietly said "I know your weakness," and left. FML
Today, my brother learned how to fake cry. I've been catching shit for everything I've done and said near him ever since. FML
Today, my brother thought jumping out and punching me in the stomach would cure my hiccups. Yeah. Didn't work. FML
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Sandsh8rk 36
Punch him in the balls, then you can tell him to stop bitching.
Miss_Chevious 37
Break his console and repeat after me, "Stop bitching and get over it."
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Comments (62)
beeferjay 34
There are a bazillion ways to repay your brorher for his insolence... I suggest semding him a glitter bomb in the mail. Make sure and get it on video :-)
Mynamewontfi 40
Plug the powercord out of the console and hide it. When he starts to whine about it, tell him the same thing he said to you.
Rebles 15
Next time he whines just tell him: "Learn to Play." That is if you want to see him get really mad ;p I hope your surgery worked out and your pain will soon stop.
Vlen_fml 20
your brother is a dick. GRANTED THOUGH, you can be killed some pretty BS ways in Halo. my friend has a recording of his brother killing himself with sniper ricochet because the gun was passing through a hand rail, the bullet hit the rail before leaving the barrel, and bounced straight back through the rifle. of course that's a pretty sick way to get killed in Halo, i'm sure your brother just gets punched in the back and t-bagged a lot.
MrThump 16
It's just a game. You don't really die or feel pain.
Vlen_fml 20
I know a guy who can rig it up for you so that you would feel pain and worse case scenario it COULD kill you
Aimeejasmine 15
There's choosing to feel unnecessary pain, and there's painful surgery im assuming was necessary for OP. Sorry OP, your life sucks.
Axel5238 29
If you can buy a broken duplicate of his console and hook it up to the tv and watch him bitch. Tape his reaction to it not working and upload it to you tube. You can even smash the broken one in front of him or wait to see if he'll break it out of anger. If technically it's a working console try to hasten it's live span so it shuts down while he's playing leave it on and make sure it's not properly vented so the fans work over time and eventually cause the red ring of death in the middle of play. Bonus points if you capture it and he's online while it happens. Make sure to up load the results to youtube.
MrThump 16
That's pure awesome. Gold star for you my friend!
laden_swallow09 35
Maybe you should bring that up? "Whaaaaat??! He popped my nog! Aimbot-using asshole!!" "Quit your bitchin' and get over it, prick."
dantee2005 33
Sorry about the pain & get well soon But he may also not be wrong it's mostly stupid way how we get killed in those games, just noobs getting lucky
leogachi 15
If you have to use noobs getting lucky as an excuse every time you play, you suck at the game.
LtBrenton 16
Just quickscope his ass.
ttoill3 17
You deserved it, gamer life
Fmlsea 28
how does op deserve it ? she had to have to surgery , her dumb ass brother just chooses to complain about "painful" ways he dies in video games.
BabyFaceMcKay 12
That's because Halo is obviously more important, duh ;)