Today, my mother-in-law gave me a bottle of champagne for my birthday. This is the third year in a row she has done this. I'm a recovering alcoholic, and she's well aware of that fact. FML
by Ari / 01/16/2013 at 1:36am / Health
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why dont you give it back to her on her birthday?
#2 - On 01/16/2013 at 6:07am by Maddy9111
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Open it while it's pointed at her face.
#4 - On 01/16/2013 at 6:08am by HitchHiker42
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