Today, my mother-in-law gave me a bottle of champagne for my birthday. This is the third year in a row she has done this. I'm a recovering alcoholic, and she's well aware of that fact. FML
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Today, my mom celebrated a year's sobriety by having a couple of beers with her boyfriend. FML
Today, my uncle gave me a very expensive bottle of champagne at a celebratory family event. We were celebrating me spending one year sober. FML
Today, I'm a recovering alcoholic and drug addict. On new years, my mom called and asked what kind of champagne I want. FML
Today, I found out that the neighbor I'd given a bottle of wine to for Christmas is a recovering alcoholic. FML
Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML
Today, my mum got upset with me for having my first hangover ever after being of legal drinking age for over 6 years. She is a closet alcoholic in denial who hides red wine bottles around the house. FML
Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML
Today, my wife of 10 years bought me a bottle of wine, a wine rack, and a wine accessory kit for my birthday. She knows I don't like wine. FML
Today, my roommate gave me a self-help book on alcoholism for my birthday. He's an alcoholic. I gave him that book around 8 months ago. FML
Today, my mom showed up completely hammered to a party I was throwing. The party was to celebrate the ten years that I've been sober. FML
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Maddy9111 11
why dont you give it back to her on her birthday?
HitchHiker42 18
Open it while it's pointed at her face.
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Comments (119)
tiarnatargaryen 23
Accept the gift, but buy her a gym membership. For every. single. occasion
Xotoolyxo 16
Stay strong, toss the bottle or re-gift it
sesor 7
Give her it back for her birthday lol
_VAL3NT1NA_ 6
What a biaaatch!!
Satoaoi 13
time for new mom
jbones24 22
what if shes implying shes going to buy you 3 boats that she wants you to break them on?
Fooey_214 12
Nobody likes a quitter
kkrivicky 6
dump it out, then and there. if you have to do it on your carpet (better hers tho) then do it right infront of her face and simply tell her "your a stupid b**ch and you are what we call a moster-in-law.. F*ck you!"
OPTWood 1
Give it back to her on her birthday ... with a MILF **** magazine wrapped around it.
doritowhore 9
Open it, empty the contents, replace it with something unpleasant, and offer her a glass next time she's around.