Today, my boyfriend and I were making out on his deck out back. When leaving, I heard the sliding glass door open on the upper deck, I froze in the yard to not be seen. Too bad I didn't move. Apparently his dad pees off the deck at night. I had to walk home covered in pee. FML

by monkeyzz / 10/12/2012 at 7:11am / United States (California) / Health

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  • You must have been pretty pissed

    #1 - On 10/12/2012 at 12:52pm by clairedycat124

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  • Ah, the joys of sneaking out.

    A shame you're not into Golden Showers OP.

    You would've gotten two things out of seeing your boyfriend that day.;)

    Oh, and chances are your boyfriend's dad DEFINITELY knew you were out there.

    #2 - On 10/12/2012 at 12:52pm by ManInTheMachine

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