Today, I'm having heart surgery. The doc came in, donut in one hand and papers in another. While I was filling them out, his hands kept trembling, and he dropped the donut on the floor. He fumbled to pick it up and kept eating. The guy I'm entrusting my life to doesn't even respect the five-second rule. FML

by deadman / 07/09/2012 at 2:25pm / United Kingdom (Leicestershire) / Health

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  • I'd be more concerned about his trembling hands considering you're having heart surgery...

    #1 - On 07/09/2012 at 6:50pm by thundergirl

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  • *drops scalpel, blows off germs*

    #9 - On 07/09/2012 at 6:55pm by kut17

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