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Today, after having been constipated for ages, I finally forced out a week's worth of build-up. The excruciating pain reduced me to tears, and my boyfriend refused to drive me to the hospital, because according to him, I must have had anal sex with someone. FML

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On 06/21/2012 at 1:43pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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You boyfriend is an idiot for assuming like that..

#2 - On 06/21/2012 at 4:44pm by Sunako

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That's pretty bad for him to assume something like that.

#1 - On 06/21/2012 at 4:43pm by bob7up

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