Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML
by monkeycannon7 / 04/24/2012 at 12:36pm / United States (Virginia) / Health
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Did the toothpick scribe any interesting symbols in your mouth? If you look in the mirror, The following phrase might be written in your blood: YDI.
#4 - On 04/24/2012 at 4:53pm by Cad6
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I did that with a pen once!
While taking off my shirt, my hand hit the pen in my mouth and the pen scraped the top. It left a sore, but it healed!
Do you have a hole in your mouth, OP?
#6 - On 04/24/2012 at 4:54pm by NoorFML
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