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Today, I traveled by plane for the first time. Once in the air, I was absolutely terrorized by the whole experience. Luckily, they had free booze on board, so I necked some to steady my nerves. Unfortunately, the vodka mixed with air turbulence made me spurt some vomit into my lap. FML

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On 04/19/2012 at 8:37am - health - by Burp (woman) - United States

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Instead if the vodka, just sit back and take deep breaths. I have a horrible fear of flying :(

#3 - On 04/19/2012 at 12:09pm by Skittles_Rawr

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At least it was free booze!

#5 - On 04/19/2012 at 12:10pm by Lauren324

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