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Taday while outside, a bug flew up mah nose. After I told mah family and friends about a faint vibrating in mah upper nostril, they all convinced me I was paranoid. That was until that night when I blew mah nose and there was the bug in mah tissue. Its leg was still twitching. big fat FML


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On 04/10/2012 at 10:19pm - health - by baugy (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Why didn't you blow your nose sooner?

#7 - On 04/11/2012 at 2:58am by Kurochrome

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eww thats pretty gross!

#1 - On 04/11/2012 at 2:52am by JustMe876

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