Today, I sneezed while I was in the middle of getting a root canal. I managed to warn the dentist that I was going to sneeze, but he didn't manage to get the tools out of my mouth in time. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Today, while at work, a sneeze snuck up on me. Ever sneeze so violently your fake tooth shoots into the cubicle across from you? FML
Today, I went to get some teeth pulled. I had Novocaine in my gums and lip so I couldn't feel a thing. When the doctor is pulling out the last tooth, he sneezes and pulls the tooth out. He looks in my mouth and I hear, "Oh, shit..." I now have stitches in my mouth. FML
Today, I sneezed while brushing my teeth and ended up with toothpaste in my eye. I haven't been able to see clearly for two hours. FML
Today, I've been having really bad seasonal allergies. I was at work, and feeling just about to sneeze for at least a full minute, but thought I could stop it. A customer came up to me, I opened my mouth to greet her… but instead sneezed right in her face. Several seconds before my addled brain caught up. FML
Today, after having to get the front filling on my tooth fixed five times, the dentist finally decided to give me a crown. While waiting for the permanent to be made, I had a temporary one put in. This one fell out five times. The final time, I actually sneezed it out. FML
Today, while giving a speech at work, I started sneezing. After what seemed to be the last sneeze, I went on talking. Apparently it wasn't, and I blew out my eardrum. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML
Today, I was in a meeting when I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in to avoid making a noise. Instead, I ended up sneeze-imploding so hard that I accidentally farted at the same time. The entire room went silent. FML
Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML
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Top comments
zombicidal 11
so you took a drill to the uvula
DocBastard 40
The dentist had his "tool" in your mouth? I've never heard of fellatio being referred to as a "root canal" before.
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Comments (105)
nofearjenshere 12
Ouch..
MonsterCommenter 4
I hate first comments like yours. -.-
dirtroadboy 7
hoping that one didnt result in stitiches.
peachesncreem 21
I felt a tingle of pain when I read this. Sorry you had to exerpience that OP.
LightningCactus 12
I think the FML explains that it hurt, I'm not entirely sure, but I think that's correct
Icecream93 4
#14 he's another rush to be first
FirstTigerHobbes 13
Oh **** that must've hurt!
gloopyone 4
Now, you think that would have felt good?
GoW_Chick 15
If he has the right medication they wouldn't even care, and the dentist kinda owes OP, so he should take out his pad and get to scribbling.
FirstTigerHobbes 13
41- it might if you have a fetish for sneezing while getting a root canal? Though, that's pretty be messed.
zombicidal 11
so you took a drill to the uvula
ladyangel52 11
hahaha nice one. "I used to eat lemons but then I took a drill to the uvula"
_BradyBunch_ 7
29, what's that even supposed to mean?
gloopyone 4
Every villain is lemons.
zombicidal 11
Cave Johnson burned my house down with lemons
THE_A_TEEN 28
_BradyBunch_, either #29 is making an obscure Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann (anime) reference, or it made another tasteless "...took an arrow to the knee" related meme.
Daiyuki 5
I thought it was funny. You try and make a good uvula joke, a lot of people don't even know what that is,
THE_A_TEEN 28
I can't do uvula jokes. Whenever I do, it forces people to activate their gag reflex and blames me for the mess.
Rachaelc23 8
They don't use a drill for a root canal. It's a bunch of these wall tac looking things that are shaped like screws. Nice try though.
unagi_fml 9
These "wall tacks" you speak of are called "endo files". And yes, they can be attached to a specific handpiece to rotate the file (drilling).
DingoCJ 15
Ouch..
lionandthelamb61 9
Congratulations! You've managed to post the most useless comment possible (aside from submitting a blank page), with the added perk of being unoriginal to boot! How do you feel?
piccalo 4
ouch...
KaanTech 0
Ouch....
arian1026 2
Ouch...
MonsterCommenter 4
It could had been much worse. As long as he didnt leave a gash on your gums or anything, I'd say you were very lucky. But, FYL regardless.
chellynn 6
Dang that's just awful!
kooochris1995 14
Really? What made you think that?
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
Geez, never heard of someone needing surgery after coming from the dentist :/
GovernorGeneral 8
Someone shoulda grabbed your nose xD
DocBastard 40
The dentist had his "tool" in your mouth? I've never heard of fellatio being referred to as a "root canal" before.
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
According to this FML there were multiple tools in his mouth. LOL!
McMan 23
I guess you could say... ( •_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ The dentist was really drilling them. (⌐■_■) YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
nic7973 23
wtf is the graphic???
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
35 it seems to be some sort of mathematical equation.
nic7973 23
no idea mate, i got nothin'
lexa1love 16
I think he's trying for *puts on sunglasses* :)
Daiyuki 5
•That's actually an awesome graphic for a guy putting sunglasses on. How the hell did you get those black squares? ( • ~ • )
McMan 23
@57 alt codes, hold alt then press 254 on num pad.
Furrywhiplash 14
Stop talking about ******* alt codes and go back to talking about fellatio, dammit!!!
MatheusRajuidas 5
Okay geez. Anyway, **** the dentists life too, having your pride bitten doesn't feel all nice either.
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
I'm guessing the pain was equivalent to getting your arm gnawed off by a cow.
thisisafunnyname 12
That analogy doesn't really help, as most people haven't had any arms gnawed off by a cow
zombicidal 11
its a danger %80 of people face daily the other 20 have already had both arms chewed off
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
Like I said 28 I'm guessing that's what it would feel like, it might actually feel like a cabbage gnawing off your arm. And if you'll excuse me I have to bless my room with holy water for imagining that could come true. Im never going to look at a cabbage the same again..
drawmesunshine 17
39, the Annoying Orange's brother-in-law?