Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML
Slippery slope
Today, my mom celebrated a year's sobriety by having a couple of beers with her boyfriend. FML
Denial
Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML
Boozehound
Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML
It's just liquid fun
Today, I caught my mom trying to get secretly smashed out of her brain-box on booze at 8:00 a.m. FML
Today, my mom showed up completely hammered to a party I was throwing. The party was to celebrate the ten years that I've been sober. FML
Today, I'm a recovering alcoholic and drug addict. On new years, my mom called and asked what kind of champagne I want. FML
Today, I found out that my mom isn't coming to see me for Christmas. Instead she'll be spending it in jail for a DUI and battery. Thank you to my cocklick of an aunt for taking a recovering alcoholic to a bar and pressuring her into relapse. FML
Today, I confronted my mom about her drinking problems. After I blurted everything out, she completely denied it. She did this as she was drinking a huge cup full of vodka. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
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DooleyFTW 17
Hey at least she's getting help.
uprising_fml 0
Stop complaining. At least she is admitting to having a problem. At least she is there.
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DooleyFTW 17
Hey at least she's getting help.
CoolRainbowdash 15
True
AllSoul 23
DooleyFTW - Exactly my thoughts, even if she was drunk while doing it, and hey, if the front attendant can motivate her on staying, maybe it's a good thing..?
klsydggn 16
She will be sober soon. And then she can get help!
Torva_fml 16
As soon as she's sober, she'll probably just leave. Or not, maybe she is truly trying to get her shit together. Either way..
enonymous 9
The first step is admitting you're sexy and you know it
sr101998 0
Wiggle wiggle wiggle I work out
wisese 0
Seriously; she's taken the first step. And going in drunk makes it that much more obvious that she NEEDS help. Be happy that she's getting help, and use this story to motivate her if she ever starts to backtrack.
hotPinklipstick 24
I watched my mom take pills everyday after saying so many times she hated what they did to her. Even after getting help she was in so much pain (she had a slipped disk in her back that made it to where she could barely walk) that she went right back to the pills every time and it eventually killed her. My point to this is sometimes no matter how bad the person wants to quit it's not always that easy. Some people just don't have the willpower or just don't want to succeed. They think they HAVE to have the pills, or the alcohol, or the meth, etc to survive. When in reality they don't see what it's doing to them and their life. I wish it was as easy as just checking yourself into rehab and getting well after 6 weeks -- 6 months, but it's not. If your mom does get well then you have to be there to support her emotionally as well as physically. Even a single drop of alcohol could send her into a downward spiral again. It's hard work having a recovering addict in your life.
shanemaximo 7
One step at a time I guess.
DooleyFTW 17
In my lifetime I've had two people admit to being alcoholics in my presence and one time the person was steaming drunk and eventually he sorted himself out. The other person was in the middle of a nasty hangover when she admitted it and to this day it's the only time she's admitted to having a problem. Still though I think being under the effect of alcohol makes it easier to admit being addicted to it! I hope OP's mother commits herself to recovery. This shouldn't be an FML moment IMO.
hotPinklipstick 24
77- Nobody stated that it was a disease. It's an addiction, hence the word addicts.
Isa_fml 20
settle down there sparky, nobody even mentioned the D-word.
tauntingthewolf 0
That could have been said better.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Atleast she can't back out of this easily! Or can she? I don't know alot about rehab...
AllSoul 23
I think it depends on if it's a voluntary program or not.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Ah, thank you for clarifying that.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
A lot of them you can if you're over 18. You can sign yourself out unless you go into one of the ones that you pretty much sign 6 months of your life away and they won't let you leave within that period until you prove to them you're clean.
obamathellama 0
Mom's got game?
EatnBeef 7
She's trying. Giver a break lol
bizarre_ftw 22
Next thing you know she'll be on fb using words like "swag"
Torva_fml 16
I like flirty drunks.
derpster 7
there's not many times or places for "cool story, bro" but i think this is a good time. COOL STORY, BRO.
boydeee01 7
I see an opinion, not a "cool story".
1PaulyD 9
cool story bro
Torva_fml 16
No, it's really not a "cool story"... It's a funny story, but also kind of sad. Cool story bro was sooooo...... Last...... Yea, it never really was funny.
uprising_fml 0
Stop complaining. At least she is admitting to having a problem. At least she is there.
Torva_fml 16
But she showed up..... Drunk..... I hope you don't fail to see the problem here.
uprising_fml 0
Yes, that is certainly a problem, but it could be so much worse. My uncle was an alcoholic and he refused to get help. Eventually after all the DUI's and tickets he killed himself. That is my point. It's bad, but she's there, trying to work on it.
AllSoul 23
Maybe she needed the alcohol to get the guts to admit herself, it couldn't of been easy for her, so drunk or not, she's there now.
Torva_fml 16
I see your point, I was looking at it from a viewpoint seeing that she was drunk, and was making.... Interesting choices, and that she would probably just leave in the morning. But yes, it could go several ways. :)
shot3 0
Damn.... I'm really sorry to here that....:/
Rachaelc23 8
Lots of parents have problems with addiction. This would be an fml of she were picking you up from rehab when you were recovering from an alcohol problem. At least she is getting the help she needs. Good for her!
marinus_fml 20
It would be hard for an alcoholic not to be drunk though...so I guess this is normal for an alcoholic, and I'm sure the rehab facilities see this on a daily basis.
Sumo69 9
Horry drunk mom lol
nofearjenshere 12
I'm not sure if you meant horny, or whorey.
laurbear12 3
Or perhaps "hurray!"
Clamcreepy 7
It's a start. Just not the start you would want for your mom but hey she's trying.