Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML
Today, my mom celebrated a year's sobriety by having a couple of beers with her boyfriend. FML
Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML
Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML
Today, I caught my mom trying to get secretly smashed out of her brain-box on booze at 8:00 a.m. FML
Today, my mom showed up completely hammered to a party I was throwing. The party was to celebrate the ten years that I've been sober. FML
Today, I'm a recovering alcoholic and drug addict. On new years, my mom called and asked what kind of champagne I want. FML
Today, I found out that my mom isn't coming to see me for Christmas. Instead she'll be spending it in jail for a DUI and battery. Thank you to my cocklick of an aunt for taking a recovering alcoholic to a bar and pressuring her into relapse. FML
Today, I confronted my mom about her drinking problems. After I blurted everything out, she completely denied it. She did this as she was drinking a huge cup full of vodka. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
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Top comments
DooleyFTW 17
Hey at least she's getting help.
uprising_fml 0
Stop complaining. At least she is admitting to having a problem. At least she is there.
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Comments (103)
loopsy_fml 14
Proof she's drunk!!
mangoqueen 8
Your mom is going to go through rehab an your biggest concern is that she's flirting with an attendant? Don't be such an ass. Be happy she's trying to get help.
jsprackman 11
They try to make me go to rehab and im like No No No.
Cshaw6215 5
-_-
22cute 17
I'm sure she's not the first. Drunks are chronically embarrassing. And that's the least of it!
Burrito_Time 5
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juybuygo 13
how does this affect you? am i the only one who realizes that once you're 18 to move far far away so you can get away from them and their emotional baggage?
badam_fml 6
I am sure they seen worse
crazyythingss 0
At least she's going in with class
DontClickOnMe 28
Well at least she's getting help.