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Today, I cut my finger with a plastic knife while demonstrating that you can't cut yourself with a plastic knife. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10758) - you deserved it (42818)

On 01/30/2012 at 10:27am - health - by cbad (woman) - United States

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Better not do infomercials.

#1 - On 01/30/2012 at 12:57pm by Awahso

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For every foolproof invention a bigger fool emerges and proves it wrong...

#2 - On 01/30/2012 at 12:58pm by Ins_Knie

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