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This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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Thin skinned
Today, I cut my finger with a plastic knife while demonstrating that you can't cut yourself with a plastic knife. FML
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Awahso 25
Better not do infomercials.
Ins_Knie 2
For every foolproof invention a bigger fool emerges and proves it wrong...
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Awahso 25
Better not do infomercials.
zombiegold 23
Was anyone else's first thought after reading this "wow"?
EatnBeef 7
Good. You passed the test. No go demonstrate with a steak knife.
Damn_Hippster 11
Looks like you were wrong OP.
urdirtyolduncle 15
29- Interesting how you mentioned "steak knife," and have a pic of a steak. Has the meaning of your username and pic been fulfilled after writing this comment?
oXali 0
That is literally the stupidest thing I have ever heard.
farnsworth 3
No this is the stupidest thing u ever heard "gabop a tude a GOP a pop!"
SmallBean 12
No, this is the most stupid thing you have ever heard... Obama is the greatest president of all time.
solid2dew 6
Did anyone else think about the Sham Wow guy..."Are you following me camera guy?" lol
Kog_Hiro 17
Who are you? Bill Cosby?
the17doctor 12
#29 - Your profile picture looks tasty. (Cue him now changing the profile pic to something other than something that looks tasty)
aceman1992 9
108- when did they put you in charge of deciding profile pics?
kaylamahoney90 12
Sounds like something my sister would do. Thank you for letting us know.
BABYPUNCHINGGUY 0
C'mon 29 use a chainsaw like a real man
CapnAwesome 11
OP 3 words, That takes skills.
MichellinMan 20
wise words sir
DrEaMeR33 4
I think I have you beet I cut myself with a plastic knife and then a plastic fork.
mishaparis 7
Says the guy with a steak for is DP.
lvl19virgin 0
Look at that horse!
KittyChesire 12
Good news everyone!
Ins_Knie 2
For every foolproof invention a bigger fool emerges and proves it wrong...
zombiegold 23
Who would need a demonstration for that?
tanneriscool 2
Someone who thinks that a plastic knife can cut them?
IAdminIFlow 0
Haha :p well at least now you wont confuse anymore people with that OP
SupahAsian 4
So has someone proved that we CAN believe it's butter?
natskie 7
It must have been a good quality knife. Not those cheap dollar store ones... The ones that cost a dollar fifty.
iteenlovequotes 19
I call this an Epic Fail but it is sorta funny, but sorry you got hurt
OhHushDear 11
Who would you be demonstrating that to...? Just curious.
Arxikist 3
Aliens.
Slimshots 8
The mental asylum faculty.
AlwaysCracked 6
People seeing if she's stupid enough to accidentally cut herself whilst trying to prove her wrong.
biggestfan23 11
Little kids
VoteForTaco 8
Maybe.....Chuck Norris...?
21jason 9
Me
littletinyME 5
Her emo little brother.
XTheDesertSongX 17
No. Chuck Norris isn't the answer to every ******* question and it's not ******* funny. It's very, very stupid. I'm sorry you were lead to believe otherwise be the rest of your mongoloid friends on the internet.
ProhibitionRose 14
OhHushDear- you're very curious today
OhHushDear 11
I'm curious every day =P
OhHushDear 11
Lol do I look like a cat? No! I'm a rhinocerous, obviously ;)
tweetbaby14 18
162, calm your **** it's just a comment..... Don't make me call Chuck Norris.
Wassupwassup 0
Dude that shit is dangerous! More and more people are signing up for plastic knife defense classes, I suppose OP was just an instructor on how to safely operate such a weapon
KatieKayy15 0
I love chuck norris...
danniru11 9
Lmao. Im gonna use calm your **** from now on
AboveTheRest 6
Well i guess you can change your argument to 'you can indeed cut yourself with a plastic knife.'
thisisafunnyname 12
Until someone asks you to prove it
tripleshame 3
Don't inmates make shanks out of them in prison?
ninjuh_wingman 29
To cut yourself with a plastic knife, you'd have to be cutting pretty hard unless its like a paper cut.
OhHushDear 11
Why would it be like a paper cut? Paper is smooth and very thin, and plastic knives are thick and have jagged edges. They wouldn't cut similarly at all =P
DontModMeDammit 10
Stakes of what?
OhHushDear 11
Stakes? Like to hold a tent down? Lol what! Why are you cutting those? =P
DontModMeDammit 10
Hush.
The_Troller 14
12- *They're *Through Also, you said "stakes", not "steaks"
flockz 20
no you're just a dumbass.
OhHushDear 11
LOL you don't have to major in English to know how to spell steaks. It's not a secret they hide from you until you get to college xD
OhHushDear 11
Not cool, bro. We weren't insulting. We were teasing. You however, had to ruin it and be offensive. This is why I am losing faith in this thing many people don't seem to remember the meaning of: courtesy.
flockz 20
and what does being on your phone have anything to do with your pathetic attempt of spelling correctly? i'm on my phone as well. does that give me the ability to misspell 2nd grade words too?
LaughinStock 16
^You're 34...LOL :)
OhHushDear 11
Tell what to your boyfriend? I'm confused.
DocBastard 40
Blackmisory - for ****'s sake, just give up. Your "learning disorder" is that you're a stubborn idiot who can't learn from his mistakes. That's miSTAKES.
OhHushDear 11
WHAT. I believe you used the... c-word. None of us did! Goodness. I really don't like that word, it is SO offensive.
DocBastard 40
No, we're only jerks to people who make numerous mistakes and then defend their mistakes using stupid, trite excuses (we've all seen the learning disorder, autocorrect, "my sister used my iPod", "it's not English class", etc).
Furrywhiplash 14
Blackmisory, please just give up. You lost and are far beyond redeeming yourself. Give up.
The_Troller 14
57- *missingthepoint*
flockz 20
then the only viable excuse for "stakes" was your stupidity and not your phone? the story thickens....
aantho_fml 0
I don't come to FML for the FML's, I come for the arguments in the comments section. Those are more funny anyway.
The_Troller 14
62- Yet another excuse.
The_Troller 14
Why thank you, kind sir.
Slimshots 8
I believe that everyone makes mistakes and that if you understand the gist of what they're saying, there's not really a point to calling them out on that. After all, this is the internet and you can't really expect the majority of people on here to actually care about how they write.
FirstTigerHobbes 13
Dear Blackmisory, **** off and stop being a douche. You're digging your own grave my commenting, so just stop. Sincerely, everyone reading your dumbass comments.
bitchslapped22 14
Please explain to me how you get a paper cut from a plastic knife.
hjanelle14 2
supposed to mean the size of a papercut
The_Troller 14
87- Aliens.
fredrikleijon 4
Trollolololol
Wolflink289 10
I did the same thing, but I used a plastic spoon.
DrMime 10
I used a plastic plastic. It cut so deep!
CaptainPickles72 18
I've been stabbed in the hand with a plastic fork before. I was surprised about how deep it went. The amazement of that distracted me from the pain.... Never under-estimate plastic!
AssassinsCRB 0
Yeah my toy army man shot me...
NippsSlipps 10
This FML sounds like the one where the wife demonstrated to her husband that you can't cut yourself with a plastic knife. Is it just me?
iwilkilalzmBs 2
Good effort there....
hannahnicole44 0
Sounds like something that would happen to me . But I def agree that does suck !!! :/
JayJavaMonsterr 10
Lol Same happened to me with a spork... Man those things are dangerous! O.o