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Thin skinned

Today, I cut my finger with a plastic knife while demonstrating that you can't cut yourself with a plastic knife. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Better not do infomercials.

For every foolproof invention a bigger fool emerges and proves it wrong...

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Comments (231)

Try a ceramic knife

Lol im high so anything cuts me. Cuz im invinsible. Check out the guy with the muppet pic..... Its talking shhhhhh!!!! (#100)

The_Troller 14

Cool story bro.

it is still a knife so you can still cut yourself

KiddNYC1O 22

Baby shark teeth.

Today i went to get my license. They served everyone in front of me. I got my turn and they said, "sorry the camera broke down" FML.

sparklecherry 4

I see warning labels on plastic knives for idiots in the future.

foxmatrix15 8

That probably happens cuz u have soft delicate hands ... Never worked a real job have u.

You suck, bro!

This comment sucks.

chels1994 11

You were wrong

linkinpark98 24

Well no shit Sherlock. :3

YOU DON'T SAY?

chels1994 11

I enjoy your sarcasm (:

Knives of any substance are made for only a few purposes the main one being to cut things. And well you are a thing therefore the knife will cut you. I know you now understand quantum physics. (;