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This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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Thin skinned
Today, I cut my finger with a plastic knife while demonstrating that you can't cut yourself with a plastic knife. FML
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Awahso 25
Better not do infomercials.
Ins_Knie 2
For every foolproof invention a bigger fool emerges and proves it wrong...
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flockz 20
and your dad was trying to show your mom condoms don't break.
possiblelozer 4
Number 13, I love that avatar...
Burrito_Time 5
Yeah thanks for the heads up " mom throw all the plastic spoons, forks and knifes away" Mom why " Its all a lie there dangerous!!!!
CeruleanThree 8
Come again?
periwinkle95 10
*It's *They're
CeruleanThree 8
And knives
periwinkle95 10
Ooh didn't catch that one. Good eye!
CeruleanThree 8
Thank you, I try!
pinkcrayola 0
Now demonstrate you can't cut off your finger with a metal one
Boston_4_Life 3
Thats like demenstating that condoms dont get any1 pregnant then it breaks.....
phoenixslayer69 4
That's * demonstrating* Don't * Anyone* God I feel dirty.
angrymexican 8
How do you think docbastard feels?
Boston_4_Life 3
Weirdo
The_Hitdude 12
*Wierdo You mad?
DKjazz 20
*demenstruating
Brak_Spaceman 19
I thought women were supposed to be skilled in the kitchen
JukeboxValkyrie 19
That's like trying to demonstrate the meaning of water-proof case by dropping your phone in the tub.
mark5723 0
Actually that sounds pretty reasonable
felixfelicis55 3
It's a knife. If it can be used to cut meat, it will cut you.
OhHushDear 11
Well said, my friend.
Slimshots 8
To be fair, a plastic knife isn't really meant to cut through meat.
flockz 20
then what do you use it as? an anal probe?
Slimshots 8
That's one possibility.
OhHushDear 11
I like your way of thinking. The fact that "anal probe" was the first thing that popped into your head proves that you are indeed a cool person =)
Slimshots 8
Whoa now, 83! Let's not jump to conclusions!
mama2b3 20
79- Or just disturbed. .
KnightKishi 0
LoL
Pelreskovich 11
League of Legends..?
j_cat187 20
League of Lesbians
rattusrattus 19
Lesbians of Legend.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Lactacing overlord Lesbians
Giantsfann7 0
Ever hear of a paper cut... Of course you can cut urself with a plastic knife
upyourzlolz 11
Dear, did you confuse paper and plastic again?
texas_redneck88 10
Umm.....I think the short bus just left w/o you. Better go catch it
OhHushDear 11
Ohhh... that's funny but ever so sad too =(
The_Troller 14
Hey, I'm riding a short bus right now and I take offense to that! Nah, just kidding. But I am riding a short bus.