Thin skinned

By cbad - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I cut my finger with a plastic knife while demonstrating that you can't cut yourself with a plastic knife. FML
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Ins_Knie 2

For every foolproof invention a bigger fool emerges and proves it wrong...

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flockz 19

and your dad was trying to show your mom condoms don't break.

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Burrito_Time 5

Yeah thanks for the heads up " mom throw all the plastic spoons, forks and knifes away" Mom why " Its all a lie there dangerous!!!!

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CeruleanThree 8

Thank you, I try!

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pinkcrayola 0

Now demonstrate you can't cut off your finger with a metal one

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Boston_4_Life 3

Thats like demenstating that condoms dont get any1 pregnant then it breaks.....

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phoenixslayer69 4

That's * demonstrating* Don't * Anyone* God I feel dirty.

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Brak_Spaceman 19

I thought women were supposed to be skilled in the kitchen

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JukeboxValkyrie 19

That's like trying to demonstrate the meaning of water-proof case by dropping your phone in the tub.

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mark5723 0

Actually that sounds pretty reasonable

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felixfelicis55 3

It's a knife. If it can be used to cut meat, it will cut you.

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Slimshots 8

To be fair, a plastic knife isn't really meant to cut through meat.

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flockz 19

then what do you use it as? an anal probe?

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OhHushDear 11

I like your way of thinking. The fact that "anal probe" was the first thing that popped into your head proves that you are indeed a cool person =)

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Slimshots 8

Whoa now, 83! Let's not jump to conclusions!

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mama2b3 20

79- Or just disturbed. .

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Giantsfann7 0

Ever hear of a paper cut... Of course you can cut urself with a plastic knife

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upyourzlolz 11

Dear, did you confuse paper and plastic again?

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texas_redneck88 10

Umm.....I think the short bus just left w/o you. Better go catch it

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OhHushDear 11

Ohhh... that's funny but ever so sad too =(

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The_Troller 14

Hey, I'm riding a short bus right now and I take offense to that! Nah, just kidding. But I am riding a short bus.

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