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Thin skinned

Today, I cut my finger with a plastic knife while demonstrating that you can't cut yourself with a plastic knife. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Better not do infomercials.

For every foolproof invention a bigger fool emerges and proves it wrong...

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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupity . . .

I've done that!!! Oh thank god, I thought I was alone :D

U can't say that anymore lol not the best way to prove ur point hope ur finger gets better soon tho

Clamcreepy 7

Well know you know first hand that you indeed can cut your little piggies

Clamcreepy 7

Now*

Been there done that.

EarAcheMyEYE10 2

moron

Hey be greatful it wasnt a real knife

baybeegirrrl95 5

Bravo...

PinkFun1969 9

Good thing you were only going after your finger;-/

Sounds like something I would do......