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Thin skinned

Today, I cut my finger with a plastic knife while demonstrating that you can't cut yourself with a plastic knife. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Better not do infomercials.

For every foolproof invention a bigger fool emerges and proves it wrong...

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crazyblackchick 0

Yo dawg, i heard you like doing it wrong. C:

FireFlie07 20

You can make a weapon out of anything. When I was in high school, there was a kid in the cafeteria that was stabbed with a sharpened plastic spoon. Nicked his kidney.

do u mean your "WHOLE" finger?

sweetbabes29 0

That is sad

TheyCallMeDamien 18

I guess that knife took it as a challenge.

Haha, well maybe if you give it a second shot...

crazyblackchick 0

Yo dawg, i heard you like doing it wrong. C:

Cool, way to post your comment twice. It really moves your point across. >.>

How'd that work out for you?

Well.. I like to call that a fail.