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Thin skinned

Today, I cut my finger with a plastic knife while demonstrating that you can't cut yourself with a plastic knife. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Better not do infomercials.

For every foolproof invention a bigger fool emerges and proves it wrong...

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I once had "unbreakable" glasses frames, and I showed them off to a group of my fellow engineers. Turned out that "unbreakable" was a marketing term and not a technical one.

That's marketing for you. I always feel like an idiot after falling for marketing ploys. Especially diet drinks.

Don't feel too bad. I've fallen for everything from Sea Monkeys to Mail-Order Brides! All that money and all I got was an envelope of fishy-smelling powder! The Sea Monkeys were also a rip-off.

Well that's embarrassing.

rafaella_21 0

U r a moron..nough said ;)

*You *are *enough :)

thingamajiga 5

I remember when my friend did the same thing with safety scissors.

texas_redneck88 10

Cool story bro

CaptainPickles72 18

Shitty comment bro

I remember the actor who thought putting a gun firing blanks to his head wouldn't kill him. He was wrong.

Don't demonstrate that a gun is unloaded. Just assume all guns are always loaded.

You learn something every day!

Ouch >.<

What a sharp idea you had there

Gotta love Darwin (^_^)