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Thin skinned

Today, I cut my finger with a plastic knife while demonstrating that you can't cut yourself with a plastic knife. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Awahso 25

Better not do infomercials.

Ins_Knie 2

For every foolproof invention a bigger fool emerges and proves it wrong...

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Comments (231)

ILoveTabz 0

Oh, the irony...

Calyx_fml 22

You can't. Try it again.

paperroll880 16

Hahaha. What a dork

matt_mcg 2

Dork..? Really?

tehdarkness 21

You're doing it wrong!!

RokNRoll11 9

Well, at least your bet wasn't you couldn't cut your hand off. Right?

bubo_fml 11

You will be the creator of the "Incredible Ginzu Spork!" (Go on & get rich, girl!)

ballinjordin 1

Whos in the Super Bowl?

SukiIzumi 8

That is fail. It's just like saying you can't cut yourself with a butter-knife, and you can.