Injury, Ironic and Health: Thin skinned

Thin skinned

By cbad - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I cut my finger with a plastic knife while demonstrating that you can't cut yourself with a plastic knife. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 149

You deserved it 48 762

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Awahso 25

Monday 30 January 2012 18:57

Better not do infomercials.

Ins_Knie 2

Monday 30 January 2012 18:58

For every foolproof invention a bigger fool emerges and proves it wrong...

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heartcloud_fml 3

Tuesday 31 January 2012 1:59

Well you learn something new every day.

pandalover00 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 2:13

Next time don't be so stupid!!

Paige019 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 2:40

smart!!

KzlovesYewx101 5

Tuesday 31 January 2012 2:51

That's is soooo fried!!! You deserved it.

YoungSwag22 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 2:53

Next you can explain how a gun works and how the bullet shound'nt go through your skin.

Aweh_Olivia 13

Tuesday 31 January 2012 2:58

Hehe, I love smart people like you (: , they make my day

karibooh 1

Tuesday 31 January 2012 3:09

Ohhh the irony..

simonelli 9

Tuesday 31 January 2012 3:13

Lol I've done that before! Not my proudest moment:)...

Hakando 5

Tuesday 31 January 2012 3:19

U must be on drugs or u are mental

drmountaindeww 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 3:23

You can't cut yourself with the good plastic knife brands. You must've had the bad quality ones...

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Today, my fiancée's ex sent me screenshots of their conversation. In it, he told her how badly he’d wanted to marry her, what a great life he'd have given her, and what a huge mistake she'd made by letting him get away. My ring, our house even our pets should’ve been hers. Gee, thanks for settling. FML

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Today, I went looking for a childhood doll - I remembered that my mum kept her in her bedside cabinet. I could see the doll at the back, but there was stuff in the way, so I reached in and took some of it out, only to find I was holding one of my mum's toys… a big black rubber cock. FML

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Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML

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Today, I realized it feels better when I sneeze than when my boyfriend and I have sex. FML

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You deserved it 5 948

Today, I woke up with a mouthful of cat hair. I don't have any recollection of how this could've happened. My most plausible idea is that my cat shoved his face in my mouth while I was asleep. But how did I not wake up from that? Maybe when I'm done pulling all the hairs out of my mouth, I can think about it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 679

You deserved it 169

Today, I had an important test at 7 in the morning, so I sat the alarm at 6 o'clock and fell asleep. Later I was woken up by a call from my friend asking me why I didn't show up for the test. It was 9:30. I'd sat the alarm at 6:00 PM. FML

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Today, I watched The Passion of the Christ with my girlfriend. She kept scoffing at what she called the "historical inaccuracies", and actually tried to convince me that Hitler killed Jesus. When I corrected her, she looked at me, mouth agape, as if I was insane. FML

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Today, in the wee hours of the morning I decided to make a naked dash to the bathroom, unfortunately, my dad decided to do the same thing at the exact same time. FML

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