Today, I had to run a timed mile. I'm terrible at running. During the run, I thought I was doing a good job. That is, until the teacher told me to stop because I was three laps behind everyone else. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Run home
Today, I ran the mile in gym class. I was the second to last person to finish, and I was left panting and feeling faint. When the teacher found out I hadn't come in dead last, he accused me of skipping a lap and is now making me rerun the entire thing. FML
Today, my entire gym class had to run the 1600 with our coach calling out finishing times. My finishing time was reported as "3 days short of a year." FML
Today, I had to run a mile in gym class for fitness training. If it takes longer than 10 minutes to run the stretch, you have to re-take it. My time was 10:02. FML
Today, I ran a mile for my gym class. While I managed to cut two minutes off my time, a few minutes later I felt dizzy and nauseous, which I thought was because I pushed myself too hard. I collapsed and vomited in front of everyone. Not a single person moved to help me. Not even the teacher. FML
Today, I had my first day of soccer tryouts. We began with a two mile run. Trying to be honest for once, I didn't lie about my time. Everyone else did. I thus got the worst score, and had to run it again. FML
Take the L
Today, I was running the 100m sprint in a track meet. Me and another girl were tied for dead last. When we finished, she complained, "It's so embarrassing how slow I am today. I have shin splints. What happened to you?" I was actually running my hardest. FML
Today, I had to rush to school to avoid being late. Unfortunately, I forgot to put a bra on beforehand, and as soon as I got to gym class, the first thing my teacher said was: "Okay folks, let's get outside, we're running the mile." FML
Today, I did a sprint in gym class. Despite being the skinniest in the class, I ran slower than everyone else, including two morbidly obese people. FML
Today, as I was finishing running a mile, my entire class begun to cheer me on. I felt happy since I don't have many friends. Only when I got closer did I realize that they were cheering for the girl behind me, and in fact, not one person was cheering for me. FML
School sucks
Today, my PE teacher was yelling at me because I got exhausted too quickly. As we neared the end of the exercise, he declared, "I will let y'all go early if [my name] doesn't give up halfway through this part." With all of the pressure on me, I forced myself to keep going. Then I promptly collapsed. FML
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Pentium_4 27
hey buddy, you're putting in the effort. more than some kids can say! a lot give up
The_Troller 14
Ouch, OP. I feel your pain, I've got asthma so I can't run long distances very easily. But come on, three laps? Were you crawling the whole time or was it just a super long run? Ps: nice username OP
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Pentium_4 27
hey buddy, you're putting in the effort. more than some kids can say! a lot give up
Pentium_4 27
i just realized it was just 1 mile....3 laps behind in one mile? those are some fast classmates you have...
Pelreskovich 11
Exactly what I was thinking, I'm confused as to how large of a distance these laps are.. Standard running tracks in the U.S. is 4 laps/mile aren't they?
Pentium_4 27
yeah standard is 4. so many kids are on crack and adderall though, it's like they're in fast forward mode
sufi 1
It's called being athletic and in shape. You don't have to be on adderol to run fast.
AmbrosiaWriter 17
I think that the track at my old high school was much smaller, and was more like 6-8 laps to make the mile. In my opinion though, I hate running miles on a circular track, taking the turns really drains much more energy than if you were just running straight. Also being a sprinter and not a long distance runner really doesn't help either!
Pentium_4 27
24- psssst, sarcasm
ShroomsOnAcid 17
I suppose it's possible. Op's name alludes to him/her not being in shape, but this has happened to me too. I wasn't "fluffy", but I did suffer from major insomnia, so I literally zombied my way through 1 lap before almost passing out and calling it quits. I would imagine if someone is very overweight and has trouble running/ walking, coupled with sleepiness would be enough to slow him/her down to 3 laps behind everyone else.
amanda_say_whutt 9
I remember when I could run 1 mile in 10 minutes..now it would probably take me 10 mins to run a lap.. :/
I_Punch_Babies 7
ummmm...how do you not realize youre three laps down? were you running with your eyes closed? theres no way you could be doing good at all if people were passing you.
Brice28_fml 10
I run a mile on our schools track (4laps=mile) in 6 minutes
Myzfit 0
Or OP is incredibly fat. Either way he's giving it his all. Go OP!
ferrettamer 6
My friends had to run the timed mile today, and apparently a random chick flashed them.
girl112891 7
I hated running so much I walked once out of the teachers sight in high school and middle! I even played injured once so wouldn't have to finish. I wasn't fat, just super lazy.
guyoholic 0
Just remember OP, no matter how slow you go you're lapping everybody on the couch.
SW500 13
3 laps behind? Typically there are only 4 laps, at least from by high school track experience, being a 1600 runner...
baconstrips 12
**** exercise, get bacon
aron7628 5
I think it's funny how we encourage such unhealthiness in our society..... It's a sad day in America when we don't value our own body's. P.S.- you can be unhealthy and skinny, just because your fat or heavy doesn't make you unhealthy, but it can attribute to many health problems, such as arthritis, diabetes, cancer (because of rapid cell production), and much much more
amanda_say_whutt 9
135- I totally agree. This friend of mine is totally unhealthy and drinks up to two litters of soda a day. She's so skinny..but in reality she's unhealthy. I'm not so skinny but I do eat healthy and workout daily. But, people assume that skinny people are healthy.
blushy 14
some people just aren't ment to run
KrazieKleo 13
Three laps behind? Wow but you should've at least kept going until the time was up even if the teacher stopped you.
DBZEXPERT1 0
I agree
shanemaximo 7
This is what happens to me in Mario kart :(
I_Punch_Babies 7
you gotta break out them turtle shells and shrooms and shit. kinda hard to win otherwise...
ferrettamer 6
There are usually only 3 laps in mario kart. You would have to go backwards for that to happen xD
icefshng8 9
Or just not move at all
unoffensivename 0
60 Break out the shrooms good advice
Udderboy 4
Aww I'm sorry. As long as you think you did well at least you showed improvement!
The_Troller 14
Ouch, OP. I feel your pain, I've got asthma so I can't run long distances very easily. But come on, three laps? Were you crawling the whole time or was it just a super long run? Ps: nice username OP
landry5247 0
It was a mile.. That means he did one while the others ran 4. YDI for being a fat lazy shit
bryannab1 0
At my school, inside, one mile is fourteen laps. Depending on how small the track OP is running on it could be more than four laps.
THE_A_TEEN 28
#88, don't you just love it when you insult someone you don't know who can't defend themselves over the internet and can possibly be younger than you, you threadjacking piece of shit.
natashax21 5
91- That must be a tiny oval of a track. Ours is 4 laps. And don't feel bad OP. You're lapping everyone sitting on the couch;)
Blacksabbath211 9
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mechmarine 0
good effort but I just wanna know how you managed that
mrssuarez2011 12
Oh me too
Roevera 14
You didn't notice them all passing you? oh well, just keep trying, you'll get better.
Pelreskovich 11
Keep running, finish that mile! How small of a lap are you running if you've been passed that many times? ..or were you just crawling, be honest.
Pelreskovich 11
If you read the above comments/replies you would know that I already knew that, thank you for the math lesson, was never my strong subject.
ICATiger 13
Any body else think of the movie run fat boy when they read this??
Pentium_4 27
he might not be fat....i'm five eleven 150 lbs. and i can't run for shit :P
jelmermcgee 8
The name on the FML is "fluffy" as in Gabriel Iglesias I'm not fat, I'm fluffy. Well that dude is fat as ****. So the OP is prob fat. Lose some weight fatty.
THE_A_TEEN 28
That's kind of a douch thing to do if you call the OP "fatty" while persuading him/her to lose weight. Bitch...
AmbrosiaWriter 17
I hope that insulting people you don't know anonymously over the internet makes you feel better about yourself, because it really takes some kind of hard work in order to achieve being that insecure.
cooLING 0
You know, calling someone fat isn't going to make them lose weight. Or even if it does, it might cause other unwanted problems. Besides, unless someone's morbidly obese, there's nothing wrong with being chuncky. And before you imply that I'm overweight, I'm 5'8 at 130 lbs.
remz89 3
I'm 5'10 ann 130lbs ann can barely walk up the stair case without panting, much less run a mile, so assuming the op is a fat person is pretty much rude unless your trying to say I'm fat as well
easton222 2
Remz. That is sad I'm 5'6" and I can run like a 5:30 mile and I'm not that fast
skata 4
93- congrats your height has nothing to do with how fast you can run. and a 5:30 mile isn't fast anyway
Tempuser117 2
How did you think you were doing well when the same people passed you three times?
Mister_Triangle 21
I assumed that op meant well relative to previous attempts. Though it sounds like he's never been lapped by everyone 3 times before, so I'm not entirely sure
brianjman14 23
I feel bad for you OP, but three laps? Really? I'm happy you tried and you did your best, but... really? Three laps?
quite_bored 9
Everyone in the comments sounds like a disappointed parent.
swoozie23 6
A mile isn't even that far! How could OP be so far behind?