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Today, I tried a self-tanner in an attempt to rid myself of my ghost-white legs. I got my wish, but instead of a warm golden tan, I have red, swollen, lobster-like marks sticking out from the bottom half of my torso. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9655) - you deserved it (21178)

On 01/09/2012 at 4:48pm - health - by owwwwwe - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

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Mr.Krabs?

#3 - On 01/09/2012 at 8:24pm by Xquisite1

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Never trust self tanners.

#1 - On 01/09/2012 at 8:24pm by lovealwaysx

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