Health: Today, I was on a small plane. A flight attendant told us that...

By Anonymous - 13/04/2009 04:39 - United States

Today, I was on a small plane. A flight attendant told us that there was too much weight in the front of the plane and they needed 3 people to move to the back of the plane. I volunteer and walk to the back. She says, "Okay, we're going to need 1 more person." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2021 21:30

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By skygoddess - 28/07/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I was at my job as a flight attendant. A passenger on my plane stopped breathing and turned blue. As I cleared his airways and was busy strapping an oxygen mask to his face, the passenger behind him tried to hand me her trash. Apparently I'm a walking trash can, no matter what I'm doing. FML

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By tryingatkins - 21/08/2009 09:27 - United States

Today, I was on the elevator going up to a meeting, and the elevator was getting more and more crowded as we went up. After about ten people got on, they all agreed that I should get off the elevator because they thought me being on was exceeding the weight limit. FML

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By plantfood - 06/01/2012 05:47 - United States

Today, I was boarding a plane and an elderly woman asked if I could put her carry on into the overhead bin. Eager to help, I energetically lifted her bag up, and smacked her in the face with it. FML

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By PlaneGuy - 25/02/2017 01:00 - Reunion - Saint-denis

Today, I was on a plane and a cute girl was getting ready to sit down beside me, but upon making eye contact, she asked to switch seats. FML

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By Claustrophobic - 04/04/2013 07:12 - United States

Today, I was on a plane in the aisle seat; the guy in the middle was encroaching on my space, and the window seat was not taken. The stewardess noticed my discomfort and suggested the guy move so we both had space. He had bought both seats and "liked sitting in the middle." FML

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By JSterl - 02/01/2010 05:33 - United States

Today, our airplane was delayed because of issues with the de-ice-ing. Then, because it had too little fuel. Then, because of engine troubles. Then, because our first officer needed to be replaced due to legal restrictions on pilots' hours. Now, I get to go straight from the plane to work. FML

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arienh4 0

Monday 13 April 2009 13:04

All of you think it's so easy to lose weight, don't you? It isn't. You guys should all just get off your high horses and start thinking a little bit.

Sofa_King 0

Monday 13 April 2009 12:32

so did they charge you for two tickets?

Comments

bxe255 9

Monday 13 April 2009 12:13

Oh haha that sucks fatty. Least the plane won't be unbalanced and crash?

nom_nom_nom 0

Monday 13 April 2009 12:30

#1, mean.

Sofa_King 0

Monday 13 April 2009 12:32

so did they charge you for two tickets?

Kurmen 0

Monday 13 April 2009 12:32

Oh. Well. At least your safe ?

bigsusage85 0

Monday 13 April 2009 12:33

lose some weight fatass

babydoll86_fml 0

Monday 13 April 2009 12:35

So you're fat. No one to blame except yourself. Meh.

Silhouette_fml 0

Monday 13 April 2009 12:38

At least you were kind and took one for the team.

lololol_fml 0

Monday 13 April 2009 12:38

YDI for being fat, harsh but fair

cbrown89 0

Monday 13 April 2009 12:42

since half of the fmls i've read are fat fmls....does this mean... fatter people have crappier lives? Or they just complain about their weight too much...in any case ydi.