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Today, I'm in Vegas to celebrate my 22nd birthday. I should be out having a blast, but a stomach virus thought otherwise. I'll be spending my birthday stuck in my hotel room eating microwaved soup. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22872) - you deserved it (2098)

On 01/07/2012 at 5:21pm - health - by sick in Vegas - United States

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Buy a hooker?

#1 - On 01/07/2012 at 7:54pm by MikeDa1Da

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Better than my experience in Vegas. It involved a glock and hundreds of pounds of peanut butter. So much peanut butter....

#17 - On 01/07/2012 at 8:04pm by TheIsland

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