Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Today, an ambulance took away the woman from next door. I thought that the flat was empty since I’d never seen her, but turns out she’d been dead for 2 years. She died in bed, meaning every time I went to sleep in my bed she was only 2 feet away on the other side of the wall. I’m now super creeped out. FML
Today, I heard my asshole neighbor had died of a stroke. I was outside and said, "Well it's about goddamn time!" I turned around to see his wife walking her dog and staring deep into my soul. FML
Today, as I was leaving for work, I discovered my neighbor had just passed away. I found out when I came across his body lying in my front yard. FML
Today, my downstairs neighbor died. I knew because the smell wafted up to my apartment. FML
Today, I was painting my new house when my neighbor introduced himself. Mid-conversation, he said, "The lady who lived here was nice, but just couldn't get over her husband hanging himself in the garage. Or her son shooting himself in the basement." I'll never sleep again. FML
Today, my upstairs neighbor was leaving the parking lot, and stopped to wave. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that she was saying goodbye to her cat, who was sitting in the window. FML
Today, after 3 days of interrupted sleep, I confronted my new neighbor about the noise his wife keeps making during their "private time". He then let me know the noise is actually from his daughter, who's mentally disabled and isn't taking the move well. FML
Today, I left my apartment window open for some fresh air. When I returned, my idiot cat was on the balcony staring at me... from my neighbor’s apartment. FML
Today, it was sunny and bright so I woke up feeling great. I pulled back the curtains in my room and saw my cat dead on the lawn. FML
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that1guy1 13
I'm not sure if that makes it less creepy or more...
Nolnah 14
That's one mean death stare...
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Comments (170)
that1guy1 13
I'm not sure if that makes it less creepy or more...
suavesuave 2
Definitely more for realizing she's not alive
boofgall 16
I wonder how exactly op found out. :o
enonymous 9
You were her last image. You should feel proud that she was fapping her lady wood to you and past away happy
Susieee_Q 9
Yeah, uh. This is definitely the creepiest FML I've ever read. I have chills. FYL, OP. I don't know what I would do in that situation, but I'd sure be traumatized for life....
ScaughtieHolden 11
It's not creepy, she's dead. There's nothing to be afraid of, it's a dead body. Not a zombie.
kaprookie 3
Wow, that is so ******. I wouldn't be able to sleep for a while, if that happened to me.
sirbrainiac 2
she hung herself, which is why she was staring at him, not moving for so long
doonerz 0
or is it? DUN DUN DUN!
redmane 21
51 - True, but most people dread having to see a dead body of a person they knew and loved as it was alive. That's why the majority don't like funerals, but they go anyway for closure. I know when my dad died in hospice, I didn't go to see him because it would be too hard to see the once vibrant, talented human being without life.
jisaac09 25
@51, no one ever said she wasn't a zombie....
mariyaaa 0
That just sent shivers down my spine :O
drewfus2 6
You're welcome, OP. -Death
PinkElephants713 6
O.o
Zackaray 0
I wasn't sure if OP meant that a ghost was watching or not lol
MrPacMan36 4
More, because she died while staring at him O.o
zebrapattern 6
please tell me which part of that FML made it less creepy.
potatoboy33 11
How did you find out, Op? And i would be scared for life after that! Anyways, FYL your life op.
TheBestAround23 13
this makes it more creepy because she died looking out the window at his house. Why was she sitting there looking at him in the first place
Cobro 5
I really hope you called someone and didn't let the body continue to rot...
Cazzybum 11
And this has been downvoted why???
Falalala243 0
43- It hasn't.
redfishbluefish2 13
This sounds exactly like the movie Psycho!
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
123- simple she sat in the chair looking at her flowers and most likely died of heart attack
Gyromee 0
Haunted House. ;)
OMGIFOUNDWALDO 6
that would've tromatise beyond reason holy shit I have chills
MizzErikaHart 8
Hahah wow, tromatise.. thats funny
ihasbrains 10
FYL OP. That's ******* creepy. And rest in peace, OP's neighbor.
CalCommando 6
I would feel so bad for not noticing that she was dead...
bingababe 16
^^^ exactly what I was thinking!
bryannab1 0
How did OP not notice? Did they not notice that she was not moving, for three days strait? That she didn't eat, drink, blink?
MizzErikaHart 8
It's not like op was staring back for 3 days strait non-stop like sum crazy staring contest
Aspen_Grace33 27
80-Your comment made me laugh so hard!
Spoonz 4
The lady died watching OPs window. She must have seen something horrific
Keyman1212 14
Holy shit, that is a really terrible way to find out your neighbor is dead.
atkir002 1
is there even a good way?
gabrielbaby 9
Yes, being told is much better then watching. Especially, if you hated that neighbour.
19LoveIsLouder92 0
Hi :)
bamagrl410 31
You let someone (dead or not) continue to look through your window for three days without confronting them or doing anything about it?
TheFlyingMan 8
Not everyone is a bitch like you.
Keyman1212 14
Danii, could you give me your address in Sydney so I can stare at you for a few days? You won't mind right?? Only bitches mind, after all.
TheFlyingMan 8
Keyman, after what you said in that FML about the guitars being stolen, I don't think you should stare at any woman for a while.
bamagrl410 31
I never said I would be bitchy about it. Just that if someone stared through my window on multiple occasions I would at least come into contact with the person and would therefore realize they were dead sooner than 3 days later.
chuchurocket 4
I would just be like "WTF?" quickly look away and pretend I saw nothing, and get on with my life. Oh, and make sure my doors and windows were locked
MwahFMLS 6
R.I.P, she was a good stalker.
valdancer99 0
Stalker of the year!
jwade11 12
7-- your pic goes perfect w your comment!!! Lol omg awesome!!!!
Nolnah 14
That's one mean death stare...
allard 14
Dude...
coletrain11 5
Too soon...
brobbenb 0
I see what you did there
juliaispink 1
HILARIOUS!
sammib1997 0
Omg that is so mean but so funny and true.
phatdaddy62 23
Makes the sex last night kinda weird, eh?
ohmylanta22 5
No. Just No.
icefshng8 9
I thought it was funny....
EdgelessFire 0
Bahahaha just a bit?
KiddNYC1O 22
I thought it was funny too. Broaden your imagination.
lostintime94 5
I think it's gross... And pushed things too far
Musickal 16
Holy crap, that's the creepiest thing ever. @__@ But really, you didn't notice that they were unnaturally still? How far away were they? :/
cBlackout 13
Rigor Mortis is a bitch.
ellakacyme22 6
Or notice that they were sittingstanding in the same positin with the same cloths on both day snd night
laxbrosive 4
don't think she was standing... being dead and all