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Today, I saw what I thought was a spider. Wanting to kill it as quickly as possible, I smacked my hand against the wall with force. It was a nail. FML

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On 09/26/2011 at 10:03pm - health - by Jesus (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

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Why would you kill it with your bare hands?!

#1 - On 09/27/2011 at 2:27am by Miss_Kristen

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How does someone mistake a sharp pointed object with an 8 legged arachnid. You are not the sharpest tool in the shed, although a hammer might have been nice.

#6 - On 09/27/2011 at 2:30am by s0m3guy2010

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