By Jesus - 27/09/2011 02:03 - Canada

Today, I saw what I thought was a spider. Wanting to kill it as quickly as possible, I smacked my hand against the wall with force. It was a nail. FML
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Miss_Kristen 10

Why would you kill it with your bare hands?!

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s0m3guy2010 21

How does someone mistake a sharp pointed object with an 8 legged arachnid. You are not the sharpest tool in the shed, although a hammer might have been nice.

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Miss_Kristen 10

Why would you kill it with your bare hands?!

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LiyIa_fml 8

Well... At least you don't have spider guts all over your hand...

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rexgar2000 10

well isn't that smart.

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TROLLFACEdotJPG 5

Didn't you read his name he's Jesus for god sake.

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opendoorclosed 8

"I RECKON IT'S ONE OF THEM STICK SHAPPED SPIDERS, MAH!"

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drawmesunshine 17

I like spiders. They eat the bad things like mosquitos and flies. And most of them are harmless to people. OP, YDI for trying to kill a spider.

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ihavenosoul 4

82- the spider would do the same thing OP tried to do of it had humans in it's house.

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NameTitleHere 0

Lool, I read it wrong. I thought OP used their Head! And I was thinking, " Why not use your hands?!"

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worldcupcheer17 0

who else keeps getting the image in their minds?

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Po1ntBlank 0

LMAO. His username is jesus, and he had his hand impaled on a nail. crusifcation anyone?

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Ninjasaurus18 9

That's what I said.

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stevenJB 25

A very sharp...witted spider, If you will.

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BeatlesObsessed 12

Hahaha, we have to admit that it's happened to all of us before as well. :p

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construction 7

Cant say that I confused a sharp nail for a 6 legged spider

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drawmesunshine 17

Unless he's twice an amputee.

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SteelCladAngel 0

Can't say I've ever spiked a nail through my hand trying to swat a spider. I use a vacuum, a book or a spiffy little handheld bug zapper...

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tweetbaby14 18

No some of the more twisted people rip legs off of spiders.... Could even have 3 legs. And I can't say that I've done the same...

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lajaynay 15

Technically... Spiders have 6 legs and 2 arms. Their front 'legs' are used as arms.

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victoria114 6

I could bet you that didnt happen to you... I dont think many people on earth think a nail is a spider... /:s

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baseballplaya5 7

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slick5880 22

You really can't be dumb enough to put your phone number in your profile.

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tmmundy 17

#61...oh but he can and is, lmao. can't imagine the phone calls or texts this guy has gotten from doing this. I bet it will be a FML soon. LMAO

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ReynshineCutting 10

Not to mention his email address is his name. Poor dumb kids.

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tweetbaby14 18

And then your info was mysteriously given to a bunch of dirty old dudes in NAMBLA.

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s0m3guy2010 21

How does someone mistake a sharp pointed object with an 8 legged arachnid. You are not the sharpest tool in the shed, although a hammer might have been nice.

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BloodyMontage 0

Obviously, the nail is the sharper tool. Lol

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