Today, I was removing large shrubs from a house. I heard my co-worker yell something, but I couldn't hear him, so I just pulled the stump out anyway. What I realized too late was that he was telling me that there was a swarm of bees living behind the stump. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I was stung by a wasp. Startled, I stumbled and grabbed a nearby tree branch to regain my balance. The branch happened to be the location of the wasp's nest, which fell to the ground and split open. The wasps weren't happy. FML
Today, I helped my parents out by tearing down the old, rusty swing set that's been in our backyard for years. Little did I know that there was a beehive hidden in the long grass, and I now have dozens of painful red bumps all over me. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
Today, I was mowing my grandma's lawn when I was suddenly swarmed by bees. When my grandma saw me covered in stings later on, she said, "Oh yeah, there are tons of bees in the grass! Be careful!" FML
Today, I made a joke about my electric lawnmower sounding like a bunch of angry bees. It was verified when I ran over a beehive in my backyard. FML
Today, I was taking a break in my work truck when I saw a huge swarm of bees flying my way. I have a hand crank window so I started cranking it up as fast as I could and the knob snapped off before it closed and I got stung by the whole swarm before I could get out. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I was attacked by an underground hornet nest. I now have many stings, two scared dogs, and a mower still running outside. The hornets are swarming it and some are sitting on the lever, as if to turn it off. It's like they know. FML
Today, I was working, ripping siding off a house. I pulled off a sheet that was over my head. I got rained with what I thought was wood chips that were behind the siding. Turns out they were dead grasshoppers. Guess what I found in my bra after work. FML
Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML
Today, I accidentally stepped on a dead bee. The stinger was still intact. How do I know? It stung my foot. I'm allergic to bees. FML
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Top comments
lolnothanks 18
Damn. What a pain in the bee-hind
oneforceone 8
You should bee more careful next time.
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Comments (55)
DiddlyDoodly 8
You must've been stumped
fsomelife 26
Maybe just buzzed?
whiteboy896 9
How about both?
hopsinlove17 26
*mexican music*
AGB10 19
Was your friend telling you not to misbeehave?
Pikawhore 21
Ni!
danial1214 21
I hope your not hurt too bad.
Evil_Wench 16
So you're working outside, probably with potentially dangerous tools, and you decide to ignore your yelling co-worker and plow right ahead with what you were doing? Yeah...YDI
expertsmilee 26
Honey, you gotta be more careful
iluvFMLs15 19
nice one!!
DorklyComicFan 8
On the bright side, at least they weren't wasps.
perdix 29
You should tell your co-worker to mind his own bees' wax. Anyways, you just take a few days off from work for having a bad case of the hives.
iluvFMLs15 19
haha!!!
azwethinkweiz87 11
Man, that's gotta sting. Think bee-fore you act next time, honey!
xblaine 17
"What are you saying I'm sorry I can't hear you over this buzzing" " Holy Shit!"