Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my girlfriend's family. Her 7 year old brother told me he was feeling sad, so I tried to give him a pat on the back, but it turns out he had a bruise there. He yelled out "don't touch me there!" In the middle of the mall. Now her parents think I'm a pedophile. FML
Today, I was at the mall and I saw a kid crying. I asked her "What's wrong sweetie, are you lost?" She ran away screaming "Help me!" I ended up having to explain to a dumb mall cop that I'm not a perv. FML
Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years-old. I'm 25. FML
Today, I was shopping with my baby daughter when an older woman came up to me. She glared and said, "You know, if you kids learned how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML
Today, I was out grocery shopping when some pervert decided to slap my ass as they walked by. As I turned around to confront them, I saw that the culprit was a 7 or 8-year-old boy. I was so shocked, speechless and angry that I couldn't even decide how to handle the situation. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML
Today, while at the store with my mom, we ran into the girl I recently confessed to being interested in. My mom decided to shout, "IS THAT HER?! IS THAT THE GIRL YOU LIKE?!" Embarrassed, I desperately told her to be quiet. She grounded me for being "rude" to her. FML
Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML
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mbusey 20
Well, you tried.
iHeartRKO 5
I would've then asked the mom if she was a wicked witch, because she was being a bitch.
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Comments (177)
missalice0306 19
With a mother like that, I don't blame the little girl
yenidewi 11
hahhahahahaha ...
SpaceCadet87 0
Wow, that mom sounds like a bitch. At least you were being nice and friendly, op.
EvilDave 13
So, OP, how did you like getting treated like a man in this day and age?
maybso 0
her mom probably was never a princess in her moms eyes an she was just a dungon maid
kittenzZz 4
Why would you randomly say are you a princess.. Don't talk to strangers obviously
doglover100 29
That was rude.
Bored_In_the_WA 2
OP just cuz you are a 17 year old girl doesnt mean that you can't be a pedo. Go look on the sex offender registry and you will find plenty of women on there, not just guys. That being said, you obviously did nothing wrong. That mom is either way to over-protective or is just a plain ol' bitch.
Baller_Bob 17
Some people. No, a LOT of people lack a certain thing in their make up; common sense
fantasyworld 39
Girls can be pedos but that was still an overreaction on the mom's part.