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You OK dude?

By Anonymous - 08/12/2010 04:18 - United States

Today, while working as a hotel guard, I found a homeless man lying in the grass. I asked him to move and he ignored me, continuing to lie there with his head resting on his arms and a big smile on his face. I got annoyed and started to yell at him. After a few minutes, I realized he was dead. FML

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Today, at my job as a hotel housekeeper, I accidentally entered the room of someone who hadn't left yet. To my horror, the man inside was having a massive heart attack. I just found out he passed away, despite immediate medical intervention. FML

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Today, while working, I saw a man napping under a tree. He was still there 3 hours later. Turns out he was dead. FML

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By runandmope - 29/07/2010 03:00 - United States

Today, while on my run, I saw a middle-aged man sleeping near a business condo. I approached him and asked if he was "ok." He grabbed my leg, held onto it with a death-grip, and moped about how horrible his life was - for ten minutes. At least the weather was nice. FML

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Today, I walked out to the parking lot and caught a homeless man laying a fat steamer on the hood of my car. FML

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By Nobody - 10/10/2009 12:07 - Singapore

Today, I saw a man lying on the street. He seemed unconscious, so, being a nurse I went over and found he had choked. I removed the object from his throat and used CPR to revive him. My reward? A mouthful of vomit. FML

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By pauper - 09/02/2012 01:20

Today, I came home to a homeless man sleeping in my living room. It turns out he thought my house was abandoned due to its disheveled appearance, and decided to break in. FML

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By I_Am_The_Edge - 11/06/2009 16:06 - United States

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

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By bill - 24/10/2012 11:14 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I saw a man lying face down in a field and thinking he was injured, I ran over to help. As soon as I got to him, I realized he was completely naked. He stood up and chased after me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2012 11:34 - United States - Macungie

Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML

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By Nasu Johi - 06/09/2018 00:00 - United States - New York

Today, as a CNA, I had to go through the belongings of a patient. His phone rang and I answered - it was his boss. As I explained, he cut me off and said to "drop the act" and "he better be there now or he's fired". He was pronounced dead-on-arrival. FML

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alaaloo_fml_fml 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 9:19

That's terrible :( Poor man, dying alone in the grass.

bamagrl410 31

Wednesday 8 December 2010 9:23

No, but the muscles can become stiff and "freeze in place". I can't believe it took OP ten minutes to realize he wasn't responding.

Comments

notsoluckypup 12

Wednesday 8 December 2010 23:15

ouch...I saw that coming ...

Olay_JnAY 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 23:18

next time brush your teeth.

Jonscarl 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 0:56

at least he died happy.

drm82895 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 2:25

At least hes not asking you to "spare some change"...

scottie91 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 2:45

"Goodbye Blue Sky"

Penguincrap69 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 5:31

First of all, he was homeless. Where would he go if he wasn't dead? So you are a dousche for that. Second of all you deserved it. I really hope he was Christian. God be with him, and if he has any, his family and friends to.

littlemissalex 3

Monday 16 January 2012 23:10

I respect the whole Christian part of your post, and I feel the same about that, but a homeless person shouldn't be on private property. OP was doing his job by kicking him out (or trying to, anyway), and shouldn't be faulted for it.

ajmb88 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 7:49

that sucks

roomforactivitie 2

Thursday 9 December 2010 8:29

why didn't you have your way with him?

fmlskeff 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 9:39

I was lying down in the grass, resting my head, finally getting some due peace after a hard and short life. Never receiving an oppourtunity to shine, my fate was to be distrusted and alone. But my faith was strong, and upon entering sleep on a rising alcohol level, my breath stopped and I smiled as I knew I would see my father and the hardship would end. Departing from my body, a man comes up and shouts his final abuse to me. FML