You OK dude?

By Anonymous - 08/12/2010 04:18 - United States

Today, while working as a hotel guard, I found a homeless man lying in the grass. I asked him to move and he ignored me, continuing to lie there with his head resting on his arms and a big smile on his face. I got annoyed and started to yell at him. After a few minutes, I realized he was dead. FML
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alaaloo_fml_fml 0

That's terrible :( Poor man, dying alone in the grass.

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bamagrl410 31

No, but the muscles can become stiff and "freeze in place". I can't believe it took OP ten minutes to realize he wasn't responding.

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hisHoneyBunny 0

that makes perfect sense. he must have died happy or thinking something happy.

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SmellMyCheese 1

I really want to know what the dentist and this idiot yelling at a dead guy did after they found out they were dead? did the dentist still charge? did this guy still move the body?

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RoseThorns 0

Life's great questions.

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ClickMyPicture 0

Must of been his first time getting flashed.

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tiipsypiink09 0

Omg that's horrible! He must've died feelin pretty good..

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Kanzy_fml 0

he prolly begged for food. when they refused, he ate grass, choked and died

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brndcllns 1

ah well all publicity is good publicity :P seriously though poor guy :(

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Hughmadd 0

Die smiling... This man thinks a bit too literal.

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SweptAway 0

at least he looked happy...

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