You OK dude?

By Anonymous - 08/12/2010 04:18 - United States

Today, while working as a hotel guard, I found a homeless man lying in the grass. I asked him to move and he ignored me, continuing to lie there with his head resting on his arms and a big smile on his face. I got annoyed and started to yell at him. After a few minutes, I realized he was dead. FML
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alaaloo_fml_fml 0

That's terrible :( Poor man, dying alone in the grass.

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bamagrl410 31

No, but the muscles can become stiff and "freeze in place". I can't believe it took OP ten minutes to realize he wasn't responding.

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Cass3m0 0

I'm trying to imagine this dead hobo, and I keep on coming up with a drunken, dead face. He died happy. :3

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morgy8599 0

looks like youre going to have to move him now!

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macskapingvin 0

So not only was he trespassing and ignoring you, but he was also dead? What a nerve! How DARE he?

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DocBastard 38

So I guess he stiffed you on your tip? Too bad you weren't more rigorous in your attempts to move him earlier. To cheer yourself, I'd go die my hair and listen to some Styx for heaven's sake.

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wwerulez14 6

OP: "I swear to god, I'm gonna come over there and wipe that ******* smile off your face!" Hobo: "..............." OP: "That's it; I'm gonna rip that smile off your face and beat you to a bloody pulp and then I'm gonna..... What the ****? He's already dead?......"

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zombiedoll 0

Hah! Doc, I agree. What a DEADbeat! I wonder if OP was offended by his fRIGIDness when he didn't respond?

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andytheandy 0

about as fake as your sex life

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Zebidee 8

And THIS is the best alibi you could come up with under pressure?

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