By ToothHurtyAM - 18/10/2018 05:00

Spicy
Today, the principal of my school asked me if I had practice. Knowing he's gullible, I said yes. I came home to find him and my mom having sex. FML
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Same thing different taste

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If you're going to take advantage of your principal's gullibility, I think you could have come up with something better than lying about having practice...you didn't think it was odd that he was so interested in your schedule all of a sudden?

The good news is that you’ll always know how to spell principal correctly. The principal is always your mom’s “pal.”

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Well that might look good on your college application

Say goodbye to that mysterious streak of good grades you've been getting recently.

His “question” was a much subtle way to say “‘who’s your daddy?’”

that's why honesty is the best policy..

OP I hope for your sake your parents are divorced. Or that's going to be even more Awkward. the principal in your mom could have some weird explaining to do.

I'm not understanding the gullible part. Telling him you have practice is a biggie to lie about? ydi