Accept it

By Anonymous - 21/05/2025 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother refuses to acknowledge that I’m married because instead of a church, we got married outdoors in a lovely pagan ceremony (with a real marriage licence from the city council, obviously) and she keeps trying to introduce me to nice, single men from church. FML
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Hangryko 31

Go no contact from her, for your sanity and your spouse's. There's no fixing stupid.

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Wadlaen 23

Then you should tell her that to legally being able to marry someone from church, you'd have to get a divorce first. See if she's still as keen after understanding that.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Take her aside and tell her you're having an affair with a Scientologist. Complete the whackadoodle trifecta.

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Wadlaen 23

Then you should tell her that to legally being able to marry someone from church, you'd have to get a divorce first. See if she's still as keen after understanding that.

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Hangryko 31

Go no contact from her, for your sanity and your spouse's. There's no fixing stupid.

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core01 30

Set her up with creepy men. She must secretly want it if she's doing it to you

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GoogieWithers 23

Do you wear a wedding ring? If not, it might be time to start. Just around your mother.

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