Medication and Health: Wrong drugs

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, my nose was really stuffed up and I was out of cold medicine. I heard spices may help with this kind of problem. Unfortunately I thought red pepper would be a great thing to snort at the time. Not only is my nose still stuffed up but I also have immense nasal pain. FML

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By Fmylife - 06/07/2011 09:17 - United States

Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML

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By yankesik - 03/01/2016 22:42 - Poland - Kalisz

Today, I sneezed hard while eating some quite spicy potato chips at my friend's house. Some of the chips passed to the nasal cavity, and I ended up having to pick my nose for some pointy, spicy chips shrapnel. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2010 04:09 - United States

Today, my nose was really stuffy. I heard somewhere that inhaling tea steam clears up the nose. While reading a magazine I inhaled my cup of green tea steam, without knowing that slowly I was moving my cup closer to my nose. Hot tea was sucked into my left nostril and burned the inside badly. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2010 02:35 - United States

Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML

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By fuckmyliiiiiiife - 01/05/2009 01:40 - United States

Today, I woke up with the worst cold, ever. My nose was running like crazy and my eyes were all puffy. So I stumbled over to the medicine cabinet and took what I thought were three tylenol cold's. Two hours later I'm still sick and I can't leave the bathroom. They were laxatives. FML

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By zombielover1 - 13/07/2009 06:17 - United States

Today, while eating a Subway sandwich, I was watching a comedian on TV. As he said his signature line, I laughed hysterically and accidentally snorted a jalapeño into my nose. I spent the next 5 minutes trying to snort out the little piece that got lodged into my nostril. FML

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By farhia97 - 08/11/2011 02:14 - United States

Today, I learned how much it hurts to put a mint up your nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2019 16:00

Today, I went over to my friend’s house while she was sick. In order to show me how bad her sense of smell was, she took a handful of VapoRub and rubbed it all over and inside of my nose then said, “Can you smell that? I can’t.” Yes, I can. But I can also feel my nostrils burning. FML.

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Snug as a bug…

By Anonymous - 02/10/2019 02:01

Today, my nose had been feeling weirdly uncomfortable all day. After I got home, I blew my nose really hard. I found that a bug had been resting inside my nose the entire time. FML

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By My Daughter Fails at Life - 26/09/2015 01:17 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my shut in of a daughter why she was sniffing black pepper. She said she was practicing to make her sneezes sound like coughs, thereby decreasing the likelihood of someone talking to her. FML

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snowsock 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:28

Spices may help, but you don't snort them dumb ass.

Twinklestar 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:30

That's pretty ******* retarded.

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NoMercy1 0

Monday 27 July 2009 1:21

Is there even one thing on this planet besides nasal spray that a doctor would ever recommend snorting? YDI! I hope it hurts for a while.

BillyIsBeast 0

Monday 27 July 2009 1:23

seriously, that was freaken smart..

versus_fml 0

Monday 27 July 2009 1:25

And, when you have a headache, make sure you snort the goody powder!! They are much more effective that way!! Lmao:-p

Jem0_0 0

Monday 27 July 2009 1:25

Why would you put something known for being spicy up your nose? YDI

amaneylandx3 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:10

while your at it shove a corn and some mayo up there. should be nice...

in_wonderland 1

Monday 27 July 2009 3:11

stupidest thing i've ever heard

djmurph316 0

Monday 27 July 2009 4:00

good job smartness

Penelope_Hayes 0

Monday 27 July 2009 4:05

What would we do without stupid people? I LOVE YOU MAN, KEEP DOING CRAZII SHET IT HELPS MY DEPRESSION xD

Starry_eyes08 0

Monday 27 July 2009 4:25

You're supposed to eat the spicy foods. Nasal membranes are very sensitive. But I'll bet I don't have to tell you that. :p

nightmare22 0

Monday 27 July 2009 4:38

Why?

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Wrong drugs

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