Medication and Health: Wrong drugs

Wrong drugs

By Anonymous - 26/07/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, my nose was really stuffed up and I was out of cold medicine. I heard spices may help with this kind of problem. Unfortunately I thought red pepper would be a great thing to snort at the time. Not only is my nose still stuffed up but I also have immense nasal pain. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 158

You deserved it 85 125

May weddings: Love and blunders
Weddings are supposed to be perfect, but our stories show that perfection can sometimes be... surprising! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

But… why?

By Fmylife - 06/07/2011 09:17 - United States

Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 256

You deserved it 120 967

By yankesik - 03/01/2016 22:42 - Poland - Kalisz

Today, I sneezed hard while eating some quite spicy potato chips at my friend's house. Some of the chips passed to the nasal cavity, and I ended up having to pick my nose for some pointy, spicy chips shrapnel. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 285

You deserved it 1 826

By Anonymous - 10/09/2010 04:09 - United States

Today, my nose was really stuffy. I heard somewhere that inhaling tea steam clears up the nose. While reading a magazine I inhaled my cup of green tea steam, without knowing that slowly I was moving my cup closer to my nose. Hot tea was sucked into my left nostril and burned the inside badly. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 091

You deserved it 35 892

By Anonymous - 25/09/2010 02:35 - United States

Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 137

You deserved it 2 817

By fuckmyliiiiiiife - 01/05/2009 01:40 - United States

Today, I woke up with the worst cold, ever. My nose was running like crazy and my eyes were all puffy. So I stumbled over to the medicine cabinet and took what I thought were three tylenol cold's. Two hours later I'm still sick and I can't leave the bathroom. They were laxatives. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 415

You deserved it 25 951

By zombielover1 - 13/07/2009 06:17 - United States

Today, while eating a Subway sandwich, I was watching a comedian on TV. As he said his signature line, I laughed hysterically and accidentally snorted a jalapeño into my nose. I spent the next 5 minutes trying to snort out the little piece that got lodged into my nostril. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 168

You deserved it 12 829

By farhia97 - 08/11/2011 02:14 - United States

Today, I learned how much it hurts to put a mint up your nose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 231

You deserved it 54 803

By Anonymous - 13/01/2019 16:00

Today, I went over to my friend’s house while she was sick. In order to show me how bad her sense of smell was, she took a handful of VapoRub and rubbed it all over and inside of my nose then said, “Can you smell that? I can’t.” Yes, I can. But I can also feel my nostrils burning. FML.

I agree, your life sucks 2 254

You deserved it 285

Snug as a bug…

By Anonymous - 02/10/2019 02:01

Today, my nose had been feeling weirdly uncomfortable all day. After I got home, I blew my nose really hard. I found that a bug had been resting inside my nose the entire time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 779

You deserved it 163

By My Daughter Fails at Life - 26/09/2015 01:17 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my shut in of a daughter why she was sniffing black pepper. She said she was practicing to make her sneezes sound like coughs, thereby decreasing the likelihood of someone talking to her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 863

You deserved it 2 587

snowsock 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:28

Spices may help, but you don't snort them dumb ass.

Twinklestar 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:30

That's pretty ******* retarded.

Comments

kira822_fml 0

Monday 27 July 2009 5:14

I told this to my grandma. She is 87 and has alzhiners. She thinks you're a retard. Because someone will catch me on this, sorry for the spelling of alzhimers.

Autumnatic 0

Monday 27 July 2009 5:25

i think you should try that again. it might work the second or third time! idiot.

dreamsmean 3

Monday 27 July 2009 5:35

someone has probably said this but.. you EAT spicy foods to clear your nasal, NOT snort it.... wow

lyndis_fml 0

Monday 27 July 2009 5:44

I think you are stupid. Goodbye.

LikelyYourFake 0

Monday 27 July 2009 5:57

Another non FML. More like a IAM (I Am Moron).

novellover63 0

Monday 27 July 2009 6:05

Dude. You have to EAT the spices!

Amandizzle 0

Monday 27 July 2009 6:48

Ahahahahahahaa.....FAIL. Spicy + in your nose[or any open area on your body] = PAIN. ITS COMMON SENSE!!!

Guitarist45 0

Monday 27 July 2009 7:19

spices go IN YOUR MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!

jussmyyluckk 0

Monday 27 July 2009 7:40

WOW ! I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. How stupid can you get ?! How OLD are you ? FIVE ? It isn't exactly take Einstein to figure out that sticking something up your nose-especially something that burns throats, let alone a nose [VERYSENSITIVE]-. YOU TOTALLY DESERVED IT ! Next time, take the time to go to the STORE and get realy medicine instead of sticking dinner up your nose, idiot !