Medication and Health: Wrong drugs

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, my nose was really stuffed up and I was out of cold medicine. I heard spices may help with this kind of problem. Unfortunately I thought red pepper would be a great thing to snort at the time. Not only is my nose still stuffed up but I also have immense nasal pain. FML

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By Fmylife - 06/07/2011 09:17 - United States

Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML

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By yankesik - 03/01/2016 22:42 - Poland - Kalisz

Today, I sneezed hard while eating some quite spicy potato chips at my friend's house. Some of the chips passed to the nasal cavity, and I ended up having to pick my nose for some pointy, spicy chips shrapnel. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2010 04:09 - United States

Today, my nose was really stuffy. I heard somewhere that inhaling tea steam clears up the nose. While reading a magazine I inhaled my cup of green tea steam, without knowing that slowly I was moving my cup closer to my nose. Hot tea was sucked into my left nostril and burned the inside badly. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2010 02:35 - United States

Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML

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By fuckmyliiiiiiife - 01/05/2009 01:40 - United States

Today, I woke up with the worst cold, ever. My nose was running like crazy and my eyes were all puffy. So I stumbled over to the medicine cabinet and took what I thought were three tylenol cold's. Two hours later I'm still sick and I can't leave the bathroom. They were laxatives. FML

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By zombielover1 - 13/07/2009 06:17 - United States

Today, while eating a Subway sandwich, I was watching a comedian on TV. As he said his signature line, I laughed hysterically and accidentally snorted a jalapeño into my nose. I spent the next 5 minutes trying to snort out the little piece that got lodged into my nostril. FML

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By farhia97 - 08/11/2011 02:14 - United States

Today, I learned how much it hurts to put a mint up your nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2019 16:00

Today, I went over to my friend’s house while she was sick. In order to show me how bad her sense of smell was, she took a handful of VapoRub and rubbed it all over and inside of my nose then said, “Can you smell that? I can’t.” Yes, I can. But I can also feel my nostrils burning. FML.

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Snug as a bug…

By Anonymous - 02/10/2019 02:01

Today, my nose had been feeling weirdly uncomfortable all day. After I got home, I blew my nose really hard. I found that a bug had been resting inside my nose the entire time. FML

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By My Daughter Fails at Life - 26/09/2015 01:17 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my shut in of a daughter why she was sniffing black pepper. She said she was practicing to make her sneezes sound like coughs, thereby decreasing the likelihood of someone talking to her. FML

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snowsock 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:28

Spices may help, but you don't snort them dumb ass.

Twinklestar 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:30

That's pretty ******* retarded.

Comments

versus_fml 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 19:13

This has got to be the dumbest FML I have ever heard!! In fact, I think this has got to be the dumbest thing I have ever heard! Who does that!?

lunaroseemh 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 19:24

next time use pepper. and next time just sniff, don't snort.

jt8787 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 19:27

i'm not going to make this long, just short and to the point... you're an idiot!

poongie 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 19:29

dumbass

hellobananas 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 19:32

You're out of cold medicine... Let me guess, you have the kind that, when taken in large quantites, makes you hallucinate like mad, right? It'd make sense if you took it all, it would explain your idiocy!

monicamischief 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 19:51

you must have done it wrong. i use red pepper flakes when i have a stuffed nose all the time. you aren't supposed to snort it like cocaine or something : / but yeah, it should have worked : / also, don't be a pussy.

TItan160 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 19:53

so who told u that was a good idea

CyclonePsycho 1

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:04

Lmfao, snorting spices. You, sir, are made of all kinds of win.

SallySweet 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:07

drink a teaspoon of hot sauce or eat half a teaspoon of spicy Chinese mustard. Duh, you don't snort it. What happens when you eat spicy food? Your sinuses drain. What happens when you take a decongestant? Your sinuses drain. Wow.