Wrap it up

By Anonymous - 12/02/2020 14:00 - United States

Today, my 15 year-old girlfriend called to tell me she is pregnant. Her dad is ex-military, and makes a point of cleaning his guns every time I go to her house. FML
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knights95 9

Op should've taken some of his girlfriend birth control just to be extra safe.

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rmcke93 0

don't worry, if you live in Australia the government pays you ;)

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LilysTillie 7

Umm, but it clearly states he lives in the US!

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imnotcraZ 0

you caused it dumbass

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LilSideTwerk 0

Uhm well... urhm.. no way of escaping that one!!

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Parker1996 0

Wow. Control yourself!

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giveitdub 0

You and your girlfriend are stupid.

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ahabsfan 14

For all you know it's not even your kid. you could be off the hook if she's a ****.

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Flarfignewton 4

well... its either time to go baby shopping or time to go gun shopping

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kedwardsx33 3

If you thought you were ready for sex, you should have also been ready for a baby. It didn't occur to you at all during that time that MAYBE your gf could get pregnant? Or you could have atleast used some or better protection. And if you think her dad is so scary now, why didn't you care when you were banging his daughter.....

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