Pregnancy and Kids: Wrap it up

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2020 14:00 - United States

Today, my 15 year-old girlfriend called to tell me she is pregnant. Her dad is ex-military, and makes a point of cleaning his guns every time I go to her house. FML

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You deserved it 109 327

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2016 14:15 - United Kingdom - Saint Austell

Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML

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You deserved it 2 861

By wdunn69733 - 11/10/2012 14:30 - United States - Macon

Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML

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You deserved it 10 154

By that guy - 06/02/2015 16:56 - United States - Atascadero

Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML

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You deserved it 3 154

Three is a magic number

By Jenny - 05/04/2020 23:00

Today, my 15-year-old daughter told me that she's pregnant. To make matters worse, she doesn't know who the father is. She told me not to worry though, because she has it narrowed down to "like, only 3 guys." FML

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You deserved it 480

By GMD - 18/09/2012 20:20 - United Kingdom - Belfast

Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they are finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother. This would be great news if they weren't 15. FML

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You deserved it 7 203

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By spiteful bitch - 25/07/2020 23:00

Today, my boyfriend’s ex found out I was pregnant. Her logical response was to have her teenage sons jump him as he was coming home from work. Now we’re filling out a police report instead of our baby registry. FML

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You deserved it 132

While I'm here…

By Anonymous - 26/04/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, my longtime partner had a mental breakdown and broke into my home. After forcefully having to get him out of my house and dealing with Police all morning, my 16-year-old daughter decided to tell me that she's pregnant. She thought one hour after a break in was the right time to tell me. FML

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You deserved it 170

By Anonymous - 16/05/2015 00:50 - United States

Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 7 582

Parental fear

By Anonymous - 24/11/2021 02:01

Today, my girlfriend found out that she's pregnant and has spent the last 5 hours in the bathroom crying at “what her father is going to think”. She’s 32 years old for god's sake, in an adult relationship, and still thinks her father is going to be angry at her. FML

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You deserved it 280

By Shit - 27/04/2014 17:25 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time, her dad made a big show of cleaning his rifle, before loading it, taking aim, and blowing the hell out of a hornet's nest at the back of the yard. I fear for my life. FML

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You deserved it 6 742

davehorn 1

Thursday 7 July 2011 16:08

birth control dumbass!

knights95 9

Thursday 7 July 2011 16:11

Op should've taken some of his girlfriend birth control just to be extra safe.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Thursday 7 July 2011 16:55

Did you use birth control at all? If not, you deserve it.

jadane_fml 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 16:56

I've read those stories in the paper. spoiler alert: the dude dude in the end

karlijn 4

Thursday 7 July 2011 16:56

you're so done buddy. shall i take care of your funeral?

rottdog300 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 16:56

should have wrapped it dumbass

Larsyun 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 16:57

head shot!!

tenaciousdude 5

Thursday 7 July 2011 16:57

dumbass

mismonroe 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 16:59

Maybe you shouldn't have cleaned AND blew a round into his daughter.

ChrisChan_fml 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 16:59

young father, how do you do to prepare

instantmusic 4

Thursday 7 July 2011 17:00

Yea, knockin' her up is a mistake you'll have to live with for the rest of your life...which by the look of it, isn't gonna be very long.

nhcutie96 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 17:00

bet he's gonna LOVE hearing the news:)

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Wrap it up

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Three is a magic number

Surprise!

While I'm here…

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