Babysitter and Kids: Worst babysitter ever

Worst babysitter ever

By shira512 - 10/08/2012 23:59 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, after much debate, my husband convinced me to let his scumbag brother babysit our seven-year-old son while we went out to a restaurant. When we got home, we found him teaching our son how to pick the lock to our liquor cabinet. My husband is unapologetic. FML

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You deserved it 4 037

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Same thing different taste

By hfs palm - 21/06/2015 21:37 - United States

Today, my husband let my 8-year-old twins play with handcuffs. I thought my husband was pretending he had lost the key but after 4 hours, he walked in with his head down and said, "I've made a terrible mistake honey." FML

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You deserved it 2 539

Mad lad

By Bob H. - 26/10/2014 13:54 - Canada - Québec

Today, my son asked for my help with a personal matter. I was flattered that he trusted me, since he's a paranoid, untrusting psycho. Turned out he wanted to use my locksmith skills to break into his ex's house and "teach her a lesson" for breaking up with him after he cheated on her. FML

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You deserved it 5 414

Call the Midwife-slash-Locksmith

By mama bear - 16/10/2019 18:00

Today, my one-year-old son locked me out of the house. I had no spare key and both him and my 4-month-old decided that was the perfect time to scream bloody murder. FML

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You deserved it 337

Golden child

By Anonymous - 28/01/2021 07:30 - New Zealand - Palmerston North

Today, I found out my junkie brother broke into my home, and stole mine AND my children's belongings whilst we were on holiday. I rang my mother to vent, only for her to blatantly defend him and insist I got it wrong. We caught him on camera, and now I'm being scolded for even thinking he would do such a thing. FML

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You deserved it 87

Pure evil

By Anonymous - 28/11/2023 00:00

Today, my son got in an argument with my boyfriend, packed up his stuff, and moved in with his dad. Not five minutes later I saw my boyfriend doing his stupid happy dance. When angrily confronted, he admitted he orchestrated every argument for months until he got the result he wanted, my son gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 356

You deserved it 987

By WhatTheF - 11/07/2016 05:42

Today, after far too many times of my brother stealing food out of my own personal mini fridge, I bought a lock and chained the handles together. I came back to find that my brother had responded by breaking the doors off their hinges. FML

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You deserved it 1 126

Boozed up

By AuntSucka - 08/11/2009 01:35 - United States

Today, I let my nephew and his friend spend the night to watch movies. After I fell asleep, they stole my liquor and went roaming. When they saw the cop car in front of my house and realized they were busted, they went up to the cop and told them I gave them the alcohol to avoid being grounded. FML

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You deserved it 3 692

By diddlebuag - 27/05/2011 22:09 - United States

Today, I came home from work, only to find the babysitter passed out on the couch with a bottle of Jack Daniel's. At some point, it seems my son had taken the liberty of peeing on her while she slept. FML

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You deserved it 6 246

By unnamed - 26/07/2011 03:19 - United States

Today, I called my seven-year old son to help me with the ice-maker on the fridge because it wasn't working. Without even pausing, he turned the child lock off and started laughing at me. FML

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You deserved it 39 191

Smash the patriarchy!

By Anonymous - 25/06/2023 02:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I got home to my son with a bruised face and my daughter locked in her room. Apparently, when she got home from work, her unemployed brother asked her when she was going to cook dinner, so she punched him in the head. He’s so entitled that he actually thought he’d get sympathy from me. FML

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You deserved it 352

TBelle4Ever 15

Saturday 11 August 2012 5:06

Would his brother happen to be Charlie Sheen?

THEKAISER 4

Saturday 11 August 2012 5:05

Don't worry, I doubt a seven year old will like the taste of alcohol

Comments

schurm82 4

Saturday 11 August 2012 8:46

Sounds like a good uncle

pittyfinny 4

Saturday 11 August 2012 9:12

Don't panic when you lose the key, atleast someone will be able to open it

ebonyirony 29

Saturday 11 August 2012 11:21

I don't think anyone would call their uncle "papa"

15949058 4

Saturday 11 August 2012 13:54

Seven year old? WTF is wrong with your brother-in-law?!

Snackycake 20

Saturday 11 August 2012 14:05

I want to assume your being sarcastic, if your not though then that's kind of messed up.

skokob 7

Saturday 11 August 2012 15:04

It's a life skill unread to know

mario2012 18

Saturday 11 August 2012 15:53

Nothing wrong with a little booze now and then.

mattorama 15

Saturday 11 August 2012 16:03

YDI for marrying into such a family of winners.

Needafarm 22

Saturday 11 August 2012 17:03

Well OP, it sounds like your STUPID husband is going to try to get you to let the lousy brother in law babysit again for a free sitter. My suggestion for next time......."NANNY CAM." This way you can show the STUPID hubby what else his no good brother is up to. Good luck!